It happened - eleventy two countries and it finally happened - I can now leave Asia and move onto the European leg of my journey satisfied.
I left a bar heading back to my hotel room, when from the corner of my eye I noticed a young lady approaching me at speed. Then she spoke those legendary words, the ones you hear said in jest many times over, but wonder if they're ever genuinly uttered, " Hey hunney, suckie fuckie?!!!"
She wasn't impressed when I pissed myself laughing in her face. "Oh u fink u special eh hunny? Too good for me huh. You not special, go away howible man". Then again she did have a face like an angry bag of walnuts.
I was approached by another lady the other day who simply said, “Massage?”. I said, “Ok - $1000”. She got really excited until I asked her for the cash up front.
So that was there. Now I'm here. Not for long though because after here I'm somewhere else.
It's a fact - Asians don't suddenly become shit drivers when they arrive in NZ, they spend years perfecting the art of suicidal driving in their home countries first. Farq - the number of times I've squealed like a door mouse with his testicles caught in a mangle. Nutters – but happy ones.
I've seen two huge cruiser type bikes today made by a company called MAN. Don't they make trucks?!
Far too much Saki was drunk last night. If you’ve ever drunk it you'll know what I mean when I say the warm rice poison slowly creeps up on you, and doesn't hit you until you try to stand up or hit fresh air. I've got the shakes today - green tea for the rest of this leg me thinks, in preparation for the warm beer when I hit the shores of the UK towards the end of next week.
Photos - nope, none. I keep forgetting to take my camera with me. But I do plan on taking some time off and do the tourist thing this week. I'll post some pics then, and whoever guesses where I am gets rep points and a copy of the Asian Road Code. It's here on the back of a cigarette box somewhere.
Best airline food so far – Battered spicy chicken (I think it was) with noodles courtesy of Cathay Pacific
Worst – boiled chicken and a piece of bread on a small commuter plane that looked like it was held together with Glad Wrap.
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