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  1. #16
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    An update

    It happened - eleventy two countries and it finally happened - I can now leave Asia and move onto the European leg of my journey satisfied.

    I left a bar heading back to my hotel room, when from the corner of my eye I noticed a young lady approaching me at speed. Then she spoke those legendary words, the ones you hear said in jest many times over, but wonder if they're ever genuinly uttered, " Hey hunney, suckie fuckie?!!!"

    She wasn't impressed when I pissed myself laughing in her face. "Oh u fink u special eh hunny? Too good for me huh. You not special, go away howible man". Then again she did have a face like an angry bag of walnuts.

    I was approached by another lady the other day who simply said, “Massage?”. I said, “Ok - $1000”. She got really excited until I asked her for the cash up front.

    So that was there. Now I'm here. Not for long though because after here I'm somewhere else.

    It's a fact - Asians don't suddenly become shit drivers when they arrive in NZ, they spend years perfecting the art of suicidal driving in their home countries first. Farq - the number of times I've squealed like a door mouse with his testicles caught in a mangle. Nutters – but happy ones.

    I've seen two huge cruiser type bikes today made by a company called MAN. Don't they make trucks?!

    Far too much Saki was drunk last night. If you’ve ever drunk it you'll know what I mean when I say the warm rice poison slowly creeps up on you, and doesn't hit you until you try to stand up or hit fresh air. I've got the shakes today - green tea for the rest of this leg me thinks, in preparation for the warm beer when I hit the shores of the UK towards the end of next week.

    Photos - nope, none. I keep forgetting to take my camera with me. But I do plan on taking some time off and do the tourist thing this week. I'll post some pics then, and whoever guesses where I am gets rep points and a copy of the Asian Road Code. It's here on the back of a cigarette box somewhere.

    Best airline food so far – Battered spicy chicken (I think it was) with noodles courtesy of Cathay Pacific

    Worst – boiled chicken and a piece of bread on a small commuter plane that looked like it was held together with Glad Wrap.
    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    Find a bar, park up and watch live MotoGP racing, its on now!! Take note, they aint racing BentBirds
    Have a good one

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    Sounds like you're having a blast BiffBaff.

    Enjoy it while it lasts. You'll be back in the real world before you know it.

    And keep your camera on you damn it. Some of us have to live vicariously.
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    And finally.....

    So my journey across Asia ends, and although it was an absolute hoot I'm glad that I've now landed in the UK. There's nothing I like more than bland food, warm beer and arrogance to help me appreciate the finer things in life.

    I fly back to NZ next week and judging by the number of KB mail (600+!!!!!) in my inbox there's been some real shit flying about in here......Guff filter primed and a shed loads of CDs on chill me thinks.

    As promised here are a few of photos of the last country I visited on my trip. None of the other countries I visited I’m afraid. Primarily because many of the places I visited were pretty bland in terms of scenery, albeit I'm sure that the wider countries has loads to offer - but industrial estates, airports and motorways tend not to make the most interesting photos. So here we are - the first person to name the country gets some pos rep, all of those that fail to identify the country need a slap. You can't get a more easily identifiable landmark....

    Oh - and her name is Lisa, nice girl. She's looking for an excuse to visit New Zealand. Any offers?
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    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    So my journey across Asia ends...
    Nice pics of *China* Biff.

    Hope you have a safe journey home dude!


    Zed

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    ....and I nearly got arrested for taking this one. Jees - these Chinese police type bods are twitchy buggers I tell you. If I was going to overthrow their govt I'd sure as hell not waste my time taking photos of shitty GN250s their bikey cops use.

    As an aside - I sat in the back of a taxi on my way to Beijing where I saw a sign in the back that read, "If phenomenon occurs upon this vehicle with you thankfully no hesitation in disclosure of facts to authorities". It's good to know these things ya know.
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    This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:

    Thavalayolee
    You Frog Fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Biff Baff
    ....and I nearly got arrested for taking this one. Jees - these Chinese police type bods are twitchy buggers I tell you. .
    Hey, Mr BikeyCop, eat your heart out. Maybe you could talk the boss into swapping the Beamer for one of these !
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    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
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