Page 2 of 5 FirstFirst 1234 ... LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 66

Thread: What's the ugliest bike on the planet?

  1. 8th September 2009, 08:50 #16
    madbikeboy's Avatar
    madbikeboy
    madbikeboy is offline Forum whore
    ♂
    Join Date
    24th August 2007 - 11:31
    Bike
    A slow old Bus.a.
    Location
    Kirribilli, NSW
    Posts
    2,146
    Blog Entries
    13
    Quote Originally Posted by Fatt Max View Post
    The ugliest bike on the planet goes by the name of Sue Cole from Stepney in East London.

    She would shag anyone but jeez, what a howler...

    ....oh, sorry, wrong thread........
    You bet me to it...
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 8th September 2009, 08:51 #17
    88bros's Avatar
    88bros
    88bros is offline Moped rider
    ♂
    Join Date
    2nd August 2009 - 17:23
    Bike
    1988 Honda Bros 400
    Location
    West Auckland
    Posts
    75
    man that buell is mean how could you say that is ugly!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 8th September 2009, 08:53 #18
    T.W.R's Avatar
    T.W.R
    T.W.R is offline FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
    ♂
    Join Date
    19th October 2005 - 20:32
    Bike
    M109R, GS1200ss, RMX450Z, ZX-12R
    Location
    Near a river
    Posts
    4,308
    Front on the Morbideli V8 is
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: 25046908.jpg  Views: 34  Size: 14.1 KB  ID: 141275   Click image for larger version.  Name: Morbideli%20V8%20%203.jpg  Views: 36  Size: 30.7 KB  ID: 141276  
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 8th September 2009, 08:59 #19
    onearmedbandit's Avatar
    onearmedbandit
    onearmedbandit is offline Forum whore
    ♂
    Join Date
    25th October 2002 - 17:30
    Bike
    GSXR1000
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    9,291
    This one rates up there pretty well...
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: Lamborghini.jpg  Views: 39  Size: 39.3 KB  ID: 141277  
    www.onewingkiwi.com
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 8th September 2009, 09:00 #20
    oldrider's Avatar
    oldrider
    oldrider is offline Just faidin away!
    ♂
    Join Date
    9th June 2005 - 13:22
    Bike
    Sold
    Location
    Oblivion
    Posts
    2,945
    Bit insulted that the pre-2007 Triumph Tiger's didn't feature in the list!

    They are an acquired taste in motorcycle beauty after all. (IMHO)

    Personally, I think that Buell is a looker....Thank God for individual preference!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 8th September 2009, 09:00 #21
    vifferman's Avatar
    vifferman
    vifferman is offline parting of the sensory
    Join Date
    30th March 2004 - 11:00
    Bike
    2001 RC46
    Location
    Norfshaw
    Posts
    10,455
    Blog Entries
    17
    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Ladies and Gentlemen I submit...........................The Vincent Black Prince! Yikes! How could such a great bike company get it sooooooo wrong.

    Phark!



    How could they SO desecrate such a lovely engine?
    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    Front on the Morbideli V8 is
    That's actually so guppy-like it's hilarious!
    Strange, cause it actually looks pretty nice from the side. I thought Italians were all about style?
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.

    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 8th September 2009, 09:05 #22
    Boob Johnson's Avatar
    Boob Johnson
    Boob Johnson is offline Forum whore
    ♂
    Join Date
    13th February 2007 - 16:19
    Bike
    BMW K1200S
    Location
    Auckland - New Lynn
    Posts
    2,059
    Happy to go out on a limb with these two as far as ugly goes.


    Honestly WTF were Ferrari thinking lol

    And the 2nd one would even look out of place in a Judge Dread movie lol
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: ugly ferrari bike.jpg  Views: 32  Size: 81.3 KB  ID: 141278   Click image for larger version.  Name: ugly bike.jpg  Views: 41  Size: 149.3 KB  ID: 141279  
    To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 8th September 2009, 09:48 #23
    Eurodave's Avatar
    Eurodave
    Eurodave is offline Hardcore Biker
    ♂
    Join Date
    1st March 2005 - 14:45
    Bike
    Assorted dinosaurs
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    718
    Blog Entries
    27
    My ugliest bike award goes to the Bimota Mantra, looks more like a Dogma to me
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: 96184020_full.jpg  Views: 48  Size: 46.8 KB  ID: 141281  
    ITS NOT GETTING WHAT YOU WANT,BUT WANTING WHAT YOUVE GOT
    https://hondacx500custombuild.blogspot.com/?m=1
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 8th September 2009, 09:57 #24
    hospitalfood's Avatar
    hospitalfood
    hospitalfood is offline Hardcore Biker
    ♂
    Join Date
    25th July 2007 - 19:27
    Bike
    2007 XB12R. 2000 M900S
    Location
    Tauranga
    Posts
    803
    Quote Originally Posted by cheesemethod View Post
    I think the Mission One wins here
    i love the look of the mission one.

    don't really agree with the top ten list, think KB could do a better one.
    i remember an old triumph that looked scooter-ish, thought it was fugly

    i think the buell 1125r is possibly one of the more ugly recent production bikes, i guess that is why they are selling side fairing kits for it to hide the ducts
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 8th September 2009, 11:07 #25
    F5 Dave's Avatar
    F5 Dave
    F5 Dave is offline No8 Wire Extraordinaire
    ♂
    Join Date
    25th March 2004 - 17:22
    Bike
    RZ496/Street 765RS/GasGas/ etc etc
    Location
    Wellington. . ok the hutt
    Posts
    21,191
    Blog Entries
    2
    Yeah the SV isn't that odd looking is it?

    +1 on the Mantra, what a piece of shite. Looks worse in the flesh too.

    ok here's my submission. Bloody kitchen & seat designers trying to style a bike, sheesh.

    oh & no.2 CX500, custom & any plastic pig for that matter
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: Aprilia Moto 6.5.jpg  Views: 47  Size: 44.7 KB  ID: 141284   Click image for larger version.  Name: CX500Custom_81(1).jpg  Views: 35  Size: 48.7 KB  ID: 141285  
    Don't you look at my accountant.
    He's the only one I've got.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 8th September 2009, 11:29 #26
    b1unt3d's Avatar
    b1unt3d
    b1unt3d is offline Moped rider
    Send a message via MSN to b1unt3d
    ♂
    Join Date
    23rd August 2009 - 22:40
    Bike
    2008 Kawasaki Ninja 650R
    Location
    Edmonton Alberta Canada
    Posts
    63
    There's quite a few I would add to this list, and I would definitely take a couple off.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 8th September 2009, 11:34 #27
    imdying's Avatar
    imdying
    imdying is offline Forum whore
    ♂
    Join Date
    17th February 2005 - 11:36
    Bike
    Bikes!
    Location
    Christchurch
    Posts
    9,649
    We've done this list before... the consensus was I believe something along the lines of, "The author is a blind retarded crack monkey".
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 8th September 2009, 11:40 #28
    Mystic13's Avatar
    Mystic13
    Mystic13 is offline Forum whore
    ♂
    Join Date
    3rd December 2006 - 12:36
    Bike
    POS 750cc+ bike, Suzuki DRZ400
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    1,036
    I think this one is the ugliest.

    http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Mo...-239556115.htm
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: 104697449_full.jpg  Views: 42  Size: 99.3 KB  ID: 141287  
    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle

    Click here for: - Changing Dyslexia, Depression, Anxiety, Trauma, Phobia's, Allergies etc
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 8th September 2009, 11:44 #29
    b1unt3d's Avatar
    b1unt3d
    b1unt3d is offline Moped rider
    Send a message via MSN to b1unt3d
    ♂
    Join Date
    23rd August 2009 - 22:40
    Bike
    2008 Kawasaki Ninja 650R
    Location
    Edmonton Alberta Canada
    Posts
    63
    The Victory Vision is quite an abortion.


    I've always thought that Suzuki Katanas were quite ugly as well.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: vision_tour_red.jpg  Views: 24  Size: 147.0 KB  ID: 141288   Click image for larger version.  Name: side22.jpg  Views: 25  Size: 36.5 KB  ID: 141289  
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 8th September 2009, 11:45 #30
    Mystic13's Avatar
    Mystic13
    Mystic13 is offline Forum whore
    ♂
    Join Date
    3rd December 2006 - 12:36
    Bike
    POS 750cc+ bike, Suzuki DRZ400
    Location
    Auckland
    Posts
    1,036
    Although owners can make a good motorcycle ugly as per this guy.

    Never ever let him near the colour charts.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails Click image for larger version.  Name: 2008-08-06_07.jpg_w500.jpg  Views: 66  Size: 61.8 KB  ID: 141290  
    A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single motorcycle

    Click here for: - Changing Dyslexia, Depression, Anxiety, Trauma, Phobia's, Allergies etc
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules