What's the ugliest bike on the planet?

**Mystic13** · 8th September 2009, 11:48

Then you get the boy racers who buy bikes and customise them.

**TOTO** · 8th September 2009, 12:05

Originally Posted by Mystic13

Although owners can make a good motorcycle ugly as per this guy.

Never ever let him near the colour charts.

oh god my eyes hurt.

That an ugly paint job on a nice bike tho, not really the bikes fault.

**Blackshear** · 8th September 2009, 13:03

When I first saw this thing, I

**slofox** · 8th September 2009, 14:00

"This is what happens when a motorcycle is mated with an anteater. "

This really did make me laugh...KTM's will never look the same, ever!.

Dunno why, but yellow does not appeal to me as a vehicle colour - any vehicle in fact but specially bikes. Even more so when matched with that cacky blue in Mystic13's post...

**Brian d marge** · 8th September 2009, 14:23

Originally Posted by Fatt Max

The ugliest bike on the planet goes by the name of Sue Cole from Stepney in East London.

She would shag anyone but jeez, what a howler...

....oh, sorry, wrong thread........

She moved to plaistow ,,and I got nowt.

Stephen

**EJK** · 8th September 2009, 14:39

Originally Posted by Blackshear

When I first saw this thing, I

It's actually not that bad when you see it in real. But that doesn't mean I'll be tempted to buy one. Never.

Re: Ugly bike

How about this Zombiecycle?

**ukusa** · 8th September 2009, 17:20

what about this ugly mother!!!

**Madness** · 8th September 2009, 17:28

Originally Posted by Eurodave

My ugliest bike award goes to the Bimota Mantra, looks more like a Dogma to me

+1 (That makes 3 by my count), absolutely hurrendous.

**vindy500** · 8th September 2009, 17:48

Originally Posted by b1unt3d

The Victory Vision is quite an abortion.

I've always thought that Suzuki Bandit's were quite ugly as well.

you say bandit yet post katana?

**rocketman1** · 8th September 2009, 17:56

All in the eye of the beholder, I guess.
Some people probably find Elle McPherson ugly too I suppose.
That Buell looks bloody great to me. Spot on.

**Bonez** · 8th September 2009, 18:08

I love the guys sense of humour but as usual REPOST!!! The guys obviously never ridden any of them. A Mammut 1st with the CX500 (and obviously owning one one would know) a close second I feel.