Riding to impress the ladies.

**kave** · 11th September 2009, 06:25

Just a quick note. If you happen to be passing showgirls and decide that ripping open your throttle will impress the ladies, please make sure that there isnt a vehicle in front of you. If you fail to heed this advice the ladies may be less impressed than you intended, especially if you almost cause a crash then in your blind panic run a red light in front of the police team policing unit. In related advice, it is probably unwise to ride a motorbike within 20 meters of a police station if you have the self control of a three year old child.

Disclaimer: I was not the high on testosterone motorcyclist. I was cage-bound, but saw this ham-fisted rider, saw that his riding was sub-par (perhaps one beer too many), and managed to prevent him from becoming the meat in a car sandwich.

**NDORFN** · 11th September 2009, 06:59

So you wanna date with a stripper huh?

**James Deuce** · 11th September 2009, 08:03

**vifferman** · 11th September 2009, 08:29

Dunno 'bout "riding to impress the ladies:, but the biker I saw this morning (about 8am, on the Northern, headed south just past Tristram) popping a wheelie while lanesplitting certainly impressed me. (And yes, I'm, easily impressed)

Alas, I was in the automobile, as even though my bike is back together again after round 3 (or is it 4?) of the supension upgrade, I was toooooo farking tired to brave both being only seminonhuman, the wetness of the road, and the possibility that my hurried after work assembly of the VFR was less than perfect. I know the wheel's the right way round, and that there were no bolts left over, and the forks go up'n'down (or is that "in'n'out"?

), but... there's a nagging doubt that it's All Good. I seemed even more hamfisted than usual last night...
If Owen Lee I'd got Dr Taylor to do the Whole Damned Job from the Very Start....

**Headbanger** · 11th September 2009, 09:29

The ladies always seem less impressed then I intended.

**gijoe1313** · 11th September 2009, 09:36

I guess ladies don't need to do anything to impress the guys except ride then?

Or do they have to be popping monos and leaving black marks out of corners to impress guys?

For me, they just do it by riding a bike!

**Big Dave** · 11th September 2009, 09:41

Not often you hear 'Ladies' and 'Showgirls' in the same sentence.

**NDORFN** · 11th September 2009, 09:41

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

I guess ladies don't need to do anything to impress the guys except ride then?

Or do they have to be popping monos and leaving black marks out of corners to impress guys?

For me, they just do it by riding a bike!

You know that comment will be misconstrued as condescending by a fair few ladies on KB don't you?

**Hiflyer** · 11th September 2009, 09:44

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

I guess ladies don't need to do anything to impress the guys except ride then?

Or do they have to be popping monos and leaving black marks out of corners to impress guys?

Haha na cos guys have to work to get the ladies, ladies don't cos guys go for anything

Q.What do most men look for in a woman?
A. A pulse

**Headbanger** · 11th September 2009, 10:40

Originally Posted by Hiflyer;1129399854
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Q.What do most men look for in a woman?[/B]
A. A pulse

Me thinks your a bit picky.

**Hiflyer** · 11th September 2009, 10:58

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Me thinks your a bit picky.

Na I just got in trouble for that last time so I have to be picky

**klingon** · 11th September 2009, 10:59

Originally Posted by kave

Just a quick note. If you happen to be passing showgirls and decide that ripping open your throttle will impress the ladies, please make sure that there isnt a vehicle in front of you. If you fail to heed this advice the ladies may be less impressed than you intended, especially if you almost cause a crash then in your blind panic run a red light in front of the police team policing unit. In related advice, it is probably unwise to ride a motorbike within 20 meters of a police station if you have the self control of a three year old child.

Disclaimer: I was not the high on testosterone motorcyclist. I was cage-bound, but saw this ham-fisted rider, saw that his riding was sub-par (perhaps one beer too many), and managed to prevent him from becoming the meat in a car sandwich.

I would have been very impressed if I had seen that! Perhaps not in the way that the rider intended, but impressive nevertheless!

**mashman** · 11th September 2009, 11:32

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Not often you hear 'Ladies' and 'Showgirls' in the same sentence.

Ohhh i dunno, depends on where ya go

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**gijoe1313** · 11th September 2009, 13:15

Originally Posted by NDORFN

You know that comment will be misconstrued as condescending by a fair few ladies on KB don't you?

You know that this is KB right and no matter what you say and how you say it will be misconstrued as condescending by a fair few precious people on KB don't you?

**James Deuce** · 11th September 2009, 13:27

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

You know that this is KB right and no matter what you say and how you say it will be misconstrued as condescending by a fair few precious people on KB don't you?

Shut up you Socialist cardigan wearing sandal sucking teacher.