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    Picture this...

    You are out on the latest and greatest gixxer,yzf,cbr thou with ya mates.
    You are on a huge closed road and feel like you ae totally the ducks nuts haveing just outbraked your mate into a tricky left right downhill flick.
    You are THE MAN.
    You could just kick that clown Rossi's arse with one arm behind your back.
    you start into the next series of corners -a great banked series of lovely left/ right corners.
    AT THAT MOMENT a long wheel base high roof TRANSIT VAN goes flying on past you out driving/out accalerating and outbraking your best efforts. Worse as it pulls away it becomes painfully clear its a DIESEL drivven by a GIRL .--you slow --pull off and head to the pub to drown your sorows.
    --Yea I watched Top Gear rerun last night and it was still funny as hell
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    The guy running the marathon course in London was amazing, what a beast!

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    Yeah but what type of shoes was she wearing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    --Yea I watched Top Gear rerun last night and it was still funny as hell
    AND HOT TOO!!!

    Something about European girls.

    Especially her. If she has such control over a ford transit i wonder what.....

    But seriously Top Gear is a brilliant show! I was overly dissapointed i missed out on their show in NZ but shit happens.

    I wanna see the new season
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    AT THAT MOMENT a long wheel base high roof TRANSIT VAN goes flying on past you out driving/out accalerating and outbraking your best efforts. Worse as it pulls away it becomes painfully clear its a DIESEL drivven by a GIRL .--you slow --pull off and head to the pub to drown your sorows.
    --Yea I watched Top Gear rerun last night and it was still funny as hell
    I lollied, she flew past them like they were tied to the fence. Amazing.

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    Yahhhh.... go girl!!! We CAN do anything..... well, nearly LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by kiwifruit View Post
    The guy running the marathon course in London wants institutionalising, what a lunatic!
    Fixed your quote bud.

    Fuck that anyway - fuck it even more in the pollution of London.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FROSTY View Post
    AT THAT MOMENT a long wheel base high roof TRANSIT VAN goes flying on past you out driving/out accalerating and outbraking your best efforts. Worse as it pulls away it becomes painfully clear its a DIESEL drivven by a GIRL .--
    At this bit I thought you were talking about Choppa's girl hahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaymzw View Post
    AND HOT TOO!!!

    Something about European girls.

    Especially her. If she has such control over a ford transit i wonder what.....

    But seriously Top Gear is a brilliant show! I was overly dissapointed i missed out on their show in NZ but shit happens.

    I wanna see the new season
    7 Fucking episodes! Ran out of cars or some bullshit. Good bloody season though. PM me your address and I'll post 'em to ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    Yahhhh.... go girl!!! We CAN do anything..... well, nearly LOL
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