Riding to impress the ladies.

**gijoe1313** · 11th September 2009, 13:29

Originally Posted by James Deuce

Shut up you Socialist cardigan wearing sandal sucking teacher.

Spoken like a Facist jack booted leather jacket wearing National Republican Business Round Table toady.

**red675** · 11th September 2009, 14:57

this could be time to invoke the "Ladies please don't behave like hookers clause"

ie: let's be nice to each other shall we ?

**mashman** · 11th September 2009, 15:15

Originally Posted by red675

this could be time to invoke the "Ladies please don't behave like hookers clause"

ie: let's be nice to each other shall we ?

So what you're saying is that if you sell your body, you're not a lady, or can't be a lady??? I have an issue or 2 with that...

If the ladies i have known, had behaved like the stereotypical lady that you're alluding to, i would have had to have paid for the memories I have now... and apart from 1 or 2, i would class all of the ladies I have known as ladies...

Typical male response

**Gremlin** · 11th September 2009, 16:13

Originally Posted by kave

In related advice, it is probably unwise to ride a motorbike within 20 meters of a police station if you have the self control of a three year old child.

hmmm I haven't found any issues... unless I've matured and now have the self control of a 5 year old?

**usa-vtwin** · 11th September 2009, 16:18

reminds me of the time I turned to wave to a girl who pumped gas that I had my eyes on, and turned back just in time to hit a traffic island in full view of her lol.......not good!

**Gremlin** · 11th September 2009, 16:23

Originally Posted by usa-vtwin

reminds me of the time I turned to wave to a girl who pumped gas that I had my eyes on, and turned back just in time to hit a traffic island in full view of her lol.......not good!

good point... in that case, I have indeed had issues with self control, but there wasn't a police station anywhere nearby.

Out near Takaka, nearing an easy right hander, I'm heading towards it, and spy some bikini clad chicks out the corner of my left eye. Look for a better assessment, missed them, double checked the road, fark, why am I on the edge of the road, heading for a barrier I don't really remember

Just got it under control, still reluctantly wishing I could sneak another peek...

Ask gijoe... he was puzzled as hell how I managed to fluff a basic corner

**gijoe1313** · 11th September 2009, 17:08

What the idjit on the Katoom sez, pootling easy as you like then all of a sudden a massive cock up on an easy corner ... I noticed girlies on the side and put two n'two together (though I dare say Gremlin would liked to have done a bit more than that!)

Even after Gremlin negotiated the corner, I could still see him trying to look around in frustration. Oh how I would have laughed if he cannoned over the barrier because of that!

Mind you, at least he ain't like the other showboats who like to blip their throttle riding through Mt Maunganui to try and get the attention of hotties (though its even funnier when its the same sex turning around to look!

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**Swoop** · 11th September 2009, 17:22

The best "riding to impress the ladies" should involve pillioning and safely depositing them at the end point of the journey. In one piece and having enjoyed the vibrations of the boik and the aural beauty of the exhaust.

Works wonders.

**slofox** · 11th September 2009, 17:34

Originally Posted by usa-vtwin

reminds me of the time I turned to wave to a girl who pumped gas that I had my eyes on, and turned back just in time to hit a traffic island in full view of her lol.......not good!

Errmmmm yerrr. Only times I ever tried to impress ladies on the bike I've fucked up somehow...

**MarkH** · 11th September 2009, 20:00

Originally Posted by Hiflyer

Q.What do most men look for in a woman?
A. A pulse

The thing that I like in a woman is my penis. Just kidding ladies, I am actually a very decent sensitive guy that likes long walks on the beach (after sex).

**Tony W** · 11th September 2009, 20:13

[QUOTE=gijoe1313;1129399836]I guess ladies don't need to do anything to impress the guys except ride them?

Amen to that....

**Insanity_rules** · 11th September 2009, 21:10

Originally Posted by Hiflyer

Haha na cos guys have to work to get the ladies, ladies don't cos guys go for anything

Q.What do most men look for in a woman?
A. A pulse

Nah the thing I like best in a woman is my blue veined custard cannon.

Originally Posted by MarkH

The thing that I like in a woman is my penis. Just kidding ladies, I am actually a very decent sensitive guy that likes long walks on the beach (after sex).

Ah crap I should have read to then end of the post. Ah well at least I'm NOT kidding. I'm more of the caveman yank your panties down and take you type of guy then a smack on the ass while your on your way to the kitchen to make the man some eggs. I am what I am.

Originally Posted by red675

this could be time to invoke the "Ladies please don't behave like hookers clause"

Nooooooooooo hookers are great.