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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    I'm sure you guys are right. The reporter was saying something about a hog that I didn't quite pick up on.
    Well did you see it?
    Fook me, they're like sugar and shit - well more like shit and shit I guess - but they look way different.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Well did you see it?
    Fook me, they're like sugar and shit - well more like shit and shit I guess - but they look way different.
    I was cleaning up after giving my two children dinner, and just caught a quick scene, and was surprised. Didn't get a chance to take much in. I'm not even sure what the news article was about.

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    Good for him for riding - I wish more of our politicians did and understood the pleasure of straddling something powerful between their legs (gawd knows Helen didn't ).

    Shame he did not have the foresight to get decked out in some Quasimoto gear first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Good for him for riding - I wish more of our politicians did and understood the pleasure of straddling something powerful between their legs (gawd knows Helen didn't ).

    Shame he did not have the foresight to get decked out in some Quasimoto gear first.
    Anything that goes between her legs would have to be weak..

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    [QUOTE=grusomChrist, he looks like he's going to be another returning rider accident.[/QUOTE]

    Well he would have failed his basic handling skills test with a controlled stop that needs his foot down 3 times on the way to a halt.

    But yip good to see a poli on a bike
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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Can't believe it. On the TV3 news Phil Goff (as in the Labour party leader) pulled up to an interview on a hog.

    Sure he was wearing a suit, dress shoes, but he did at least have a Shoei helmet on.

    Somehow just didn't look right.
    LOL

    It was a Rocket III

    Apparently the dumb arse reporter cant read.

    After all the brand name is splashed all over the bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grusomhat View Post
    Christ, he looks like he's going to be another returning rider accident.
    We can only hope.

    I would prefer to see him under a bike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    Jesus where do you start?;

    Undeserved Mctuff expression. (really an accountant/Dentist)

    Harley jeans.

    Harley shirt.

    Harley socks.

    Harley Boots.

    Harley vest.

    Harley jacket.

    Cappuccino in hand.

    Black helmet with clear visor and sunnies underneath.

    6cm chicken strips.

    Pink knickers.



    I think I got it all.
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    A Harley attitude

    An inability to wave to other motorcyclists

    Crotchless caps

    A Harley neckerchief tied with the knot to one side

    A missus (or mister ) that can back a trailer

    An extra 30 grand on the mortgage (for the accessories only)

    And a fucken big oil slick on the garage floor
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    BTW

    Rick Barker rides a Harley as do several other Labour Polies.

    Maybe Phill is just trying to fit in.
    Arguing with an Engineer is like wrestling a pig in mud.

    After a while you realise the pig is enjoying it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    Can't believe it. On the TV3 news Phil Goff (as in the Labour party leader) pulled up to an interview on a hog.

    Sure he was wearing a suit, dress shoes, but he did at least have a Shoei helmet on.

    Somehow just didn't look right.
    Well this has shot your credibility to pieces ! How can we believe the facts and figures in your other posts when you fail a simple visual test ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    I was cleaning up after giving my two children dinner, and just caught a quick scene, and was surprised. Didn't get a chance to take much in. I'm not even sure what the news article was about.

    But you did manage to see all this though? ''Sure he was wearing a suit, dress shoes, but he did at least have a Shoei helmet on''.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AD345 View Post
    Now hold on one cotton-picking minute here......one bloated owners group does not a ursupation of the term "hog" make.

    A Rocket III is just as much a "hog" as any bloody Harley....

    /rant rant rant
    you do know what 'hog' is an acronym for don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    Harley jeans.

    Harley shirt.

    Harley socks.

    Harley Boots.

    Harley vest.

    Harley jacket.

    Cappuccino in hand.

    Black helmet with clear visor and sunnies underneath.

    6cm chicken strips.

    Pink knickers.

    I think I got it all.
    So, where is Finn these days anyway?

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    I hope no fuck-knuckles decide to vote for the losers just because their leader happens to ride a bike.

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