Lying down on the job...

**madbikeboy** · 13th September 2009, 14:05

Scoot must have been tired today, I know this because she decided to lie down on the job. I have no ass anymore... From laughing it off...

So, a few of us rode up to Mangawai - and at the cafe we decided it would be a cool idea for me to ride a certain kick ass biker chick's (refered to as "her" henceforth) brand new 3/4 litre GSXR. So, I got on hers, she got on mine, and off we toddled to the end of the street - I turned around at the end, and then toddled back to the cafe.

So, that was my story.

Her's was a little different. I'll let her decide if she wants to tell her side of it. Anyhow, we're standing at the cafe wondering where she is (given that Scoot is louder than a Metallica concert we figured we should be able to at least hear her)... So, I rode her nice shiny new 3/4 Scoot back to the turn around. And before I got there, I see her standing beside a laid down Scoot, looking like she had PMS and the willingness to cause damage. It was such a hilarious look on her face, that I couldn't stop laughing, apparently she could hear me laughing about 50 metres away.

So, total damage to her, aside from her pride, none.
Total damage to Scoot - a slightly scratched crash bung.

From here on, "her" or the kick assed biker chick will be referred to as MsCrashBungTester.

Priceless...!

**Maha** · 13th September 2009, 14:12

Hahaaaaaaa Brilliant!!!
At least the 3/4 was unscathed, its such a pretty wee thing.

**madbikeboy** · 13th September 2009, 14:16

Originally Posted by Maha

Hahaaaaaaa Brilliant!!!
At least the 3/4 was unscathed, its such a pretty wee thing.

Yeah, the 750 is sex on wheels. It's very nice, and very quiet. I think it needs some Yoshimura bling (but I'm obsessed).

She was so gutted, me laughing my ass off at her wasn't helping the situation... ZXRider had to pick Scoot off the tarmac, I was too busy mocking "her" (who shall remain nameless until someone else outs her)...

**Maha** · 13th September 2009, 14:20

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Yeah, the 750 is sex on wheels. It's very nice, and very quiet. I think it needs some Yoshimura bling (but I'm obsessed).

She was so gutted, me laughing my ass off at her wasn't helping the situation... ZXRider had to pick Scoot off the tarmac, I was too busy mocking "her" (who shall remain nameless until someone else outs her)...

Anal Lease....

I know how she feels, I felt in killing mode for a short while yesterday, the CB is fucking heavy!! nothing that a bit of wet n' dry wont touch up.

**SixPackBack** · 13th September 2009, 14:25

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Yeah, the 750 is sex on wheels. It's very nice, and very quiet. I think it needs some Yoshimura bling (but I'm obsessed).

She was so gutted, me laughing my ass off at her wasn't helping the situation... ZXRider had to pick Scoot off the tarmac, I was too busy mocking "her" (who shall remain nameless until someone else outs her)...

MSKabc is my guess?

**Mom** · 13th September 2009, 14:29

How embarrassing

Glad Scoot is ok.

**madbikeboy** · 13th September 2009, 14:44

Sorry, I can't confirm that it's the person who SBP and Maha just outed, not because they're wrong, but because she'd be angry at me, and given that she was angry at Scoot, and Scoot ended up lying down on the pavement, I'm afraid the same fate will befall me...

Yeah, all jokes aside, at least Scoot is okay, and once MsCBT buys a new set of crash bungs, she'll be completely unscathed (bless her).

MsKaBC, you've been awfully quiet on KB this afternoon?!

**Mom** · 13th September 2009, 14:46

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Sorry, I can't confirm that it's the person who SBP and Maha just outed, not because they're wrong, but because she'd be angry at me, and given that she was angry at Scoot, and Scoot ended up lying down on the pavement, I'm afraid the same fate will befall me...

Yeah, all jokes aside, at least Scoot is okay, and once MsCBT buys a new set of crash bungs, she'll be completely unscathed (bless her).

MsKaBC, you've been awfully quiet on KB this afternoon?!

Has anyone told you you are a shit recently?

**madbikeboy** · 13th September 2009, 14:48

Originally Posted by Mom

Has anyone told you you are a shit recently?

Yes, today in fact. Is it something I said?

**Mom** · 13th September 2009, 14:49

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Yes, today in fact. Is it something I said?

I would take it as a compliment, some of my loveliest friends are shits, and from time to time my hubby is too

**madbikeboy** · 13th September 2009, 14:51

Originally Posted by Mom

I would take it as a compliment, some of my loveliest friends are shits, and from time to time my hubby is too

You crack me up.

**MsKABC** · 13th September 2009, 16:12

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

It was such a hilarious look on her face, that I couldn't stop laughing, apparently she could hear me laughing about 50 metres away.

It was more like 100 metres, and you sounded deranged. I did feel quite some relief though to hear you laughing rather than cursing

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

So, total damage to her, aside from her pride, none.
Total damage to Scoot - a slightly scratched crash bung.

From here on, "her" or the kick assed biker chick will be referred to as MsCrashBungTester.

I'm thinking I might sue you for mental anguish

The crash bung is only slightly scratched - are you sure it needs replacing??

Note to self: more slow-speed manouevring drills in carparks is required, lest I test out the crash bungs on my new pretty.

Originally Posted by Maha

Hahaaaaaaa Brilliant!!!
At least the 3/4 was unscathed, its such a pretty wee thing.

He reckons he would have been crying, not laughing, had it been the other way around...

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

ZXRider had to pick Scoot off the tarmac, I was too busy mocking "her" (who shall remain nameless until someone else outs her)...

Thanks for the tip on picking bikes up ZXRider. Now I just need to find one to practise on....can I borrow Scoot next weekend MBB?

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

Sorry, I can't confirm that it's the person who SBP and Maha just outed, not because they're wrong, but because she'd be angry at me, and given that she was angry at Scoot, and Scoot ended up lying down on the pavement, I'm afraid the same fate will befall me...

I think Scoot just doesn't like women....

You have my bucket racer stored in your garage at the moment. You could always take some revenge on me....?

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

MsKaBC, you've been awfully quiet on KB this afternoon?!

I've been outside playing with my son - we were drawing pictures on the concrete with chalk. He likes me to draw bikes. I couldn't figure out how to draw one on its side though....

Originally Posted by madbikeboy

You crack me up.

At least she doesn't crack your bike up.

**R6_kid:Me** · 13th September 2009, 16:19

Originally Posted by MsKABC

At least she doesn't crack your bike up.

You just draw it normally - the 'canvas' is already orientated correctly for you

**GSXR Trace** · 13th September 2009, 16:36

Oh no, and that would be the reason why i continue to decline your offers of riding scoot mike!

Glad both MsKABC and scoot are able to ride another day, despite your torment!

**Pussy** · 13th September 2009, 16:50

Originally Posted by GSXR Trace

Oh no, and that would be the reason why i continue to decline your offers of riding scoot mike!

Glad both MsKABC and scoot are able to ride another day, despite your torment!

I'm just glad the sem fiddy didn't decide to have a "rest".....