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    Quote Originally Posted by Pussy View Post
    Mike King used to, as well. I don't think he does anymore.....
    probably too many speeding tickets
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    Heres the typical situation
    1- vrrooom vrooom
    2- We O we O we O we 0
    3- Shit
    4-Do you know what speed you were going?
    5- I wasnt speeding at all officer
    6- Your losing you're licence
    7- Ohhh but I will be a good boy I promise waaaahhh Now im going to rant about it on Kiwibiker ya cunt, fuck the police.
    8- What did you say?
    9- Nothing
    10- So guys today I got pulled over by this arse cop like OMG I wasnt even speeding so he's automaticly a loser because he's upholding the law trying to stop me from hurting some innocent kid that runs out on the road. And like you know I worked it sista I made him so scared I like stepped him down because Police are so g-hey.
    11- So guys I met this real bitch, I gave him a speeding ticket and he cryed about it like a sweaty vag. He cant understand I was doing the right thing, so much for being a true man on his motorcycle what a pofta he even said he's posting this up on some site called Kiwibiker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Jesus some of you guys are full of shit. There's a lot of tough guys on here calling the cops pigs that would fucken tremble at the knees when actually faced with a member of thin blue line.

    Grow the fuck up.
    Yeah, we tremble because they rock up in numbers, and batton everyone who dosnt run fast enough.

    hence why we call them pigs, and generally dislike the filthy fucks.
    (there are a few good ones, ive met 3, none are on kb.)

    NB, this statement excludes scumdog, i have not met him on duty yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    More fun doing it to a mouthy dork...
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    More fun doing it to a mouthy dork...

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    Fuck the people who say fuck the police!?!?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    More fun doing it to a mouthy dork...
    What ? you are in the habit of handcuffing your dick to mouthy dorks?

    Kinky!

    But, an important point. Do the dorks consent? And I trust you take care that the dorks are not under age?
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    Dunno, the one who pulled up behind me when I was taking a leak off on the side of the motorway who just checked to see we were ok then went on his way was pretty good!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    What ? you are in the habit of handcuffing your dick to mouthy dorks?

    Kinky!

    But, an important point. Do the dorks consent? And I trust you take care that the dorks are not under age?
    Silly...it's the only way to get them to go down and stay down...

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    What? Mr Scumdog handcuffs his dick to mouthy dorks to get them to go down on him.

    This goes from bad to worse. It was bad enough when he was merely running about the streets naked.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    What? Mr Scumdog handcuffs his dick to mouthy dorks to get them to go down on him.

    This goes from bad to worse. It was bad enough when he was merely running about the streets naked.
    I think its fair to say that this thread sucks...
    David must play fair with the other kids, even the idiots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    What? Mr Scumdog handcuffs his dick to mouthy dorks to get them to go down on him.

    This goes from bad to worse. It was bad enough when he was merely running about the streets naked.
    Well there are so many used for a baton you know
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    Quote Originally Posted by davereid View Post
    I think its fair to say that this thread sucks...
    Is that a tongue in cheek remark........

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