Some cops have great humour.When asked "why are you diving pissed"I'm too pissed to walk.Guys drove my car and myself home.For being a comic I was charged $930 and 6 months walking.
And whose fault was it,mine.The only ticket which annoyed me was 83km in 70km,was doing 74km towards car,and 83km away,got pinged at 83km.Told him how I felt,as no way was I getting off it,and same demerits.He listened I paid.
Years ago the local copper would turn a blind eye to farmers on the road with quads or bikes,usually bikes without rego,wof and helmets,but being ridden along the grass verge,then the local station in rural towns declined,so instead of 2 cops only 1 or none.Usually when shit hit the fan at a pub for example the locals would help the cops get rid of trouble makers(pissed rugby teams,pub crawlers)now days the locals more than likely join in against the cops,due to over vigorous ticketing.
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Ya hit it on the head in one OR....That's what make this site so exciting...............we all know what we are talking about but no one understands.
Oh and I'm a BK fan myself. Had one tonight. Bloody awfull. If it was not a take-a-way it would have turned into a Give-it-back.
I've promised my self a day ride down your way some time in the near future.
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Well big ups for the cops today at a fatal accident,wife was on the scene,and a newspaper photographer was taking pics of them,cops weren't too happy and told snappy person to move.
Having to tell the persons partner and brother who turned up asap their loved one had died.As well as the deceased person had another brother at scene with my wife when the person died.Cops worst aspect of a job by far I'd imagine.
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