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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post

    I'd happily be in charge. Think Sparta - with choppers and hot rods.
    I'd happily be in charge to. think teargas, water cannon, rubber bullets and big hungry dogs, nah actually fuck the rubber bullets we'll use real ones it'll cut down re offending
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    Some cops have great humour.When asked "why are you diving pissed"I'm too pissed to walk.Guys drove my car and myself home.For being a comic I was charged $930 and 6 months walking.

    And whose fault was it,mine.The only ticket which annoyed me was 83km in 70km,was doing 74km towards car,and 83km away,got pinged at 83km.Told him how I felt,as no way was I getting off it,and same demerits.He listened I paid.

    Years ago the local copper would turn a blind eye to farmers on the road with quads or bikes,usually bikes without rego,wof and helmets,but being ridden along the grass verge,then the local station in rural towns declined,so instead of 2 cops only 1 or none.Usually when shit hit the fan at a pub for example the locals would help the cops get rid of trouble makers(pissed rugby teams,pub crawlers)now days the locals more than likely join in against the cops,due to over vigorous ticketing.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Its real evident that those who slag of at the Police force are those that have had (in thier own minds) a raw deal. Now when it come to KFC BK or McD's if you get a raw deal from either of these food outlets, would you go back for seconds?...probably not eh?
    You can go to McD's or BK to get chicken or beef, but none of them sell pig.
    What if you really want pig, but don't like it raw?
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    You can go to McD's or BK to get chicken or beef, but none of them sell pig.
    What if you really want pig, but don't like it raw?
    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees I see your point.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    What if you really want pig, but don't like it raw?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    I'd happily be in charge to. think teargas, water cannon, rubber bullets and big hungry dogs, nah actually fuck the rubber bullets we'll use real ones it'll cut down re offending
    Hmmmmm. I always wondered what was wrong with Biff's world in 'Back to the Future'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    We went to MacDonald's tonight, tried out the new 3/4 Angus! Disappointing really, found it to be a bit bland!

    Just goes to show how anything you read on KB can mean different things to different people!

    Fucking amazing that! ........ but there you go.
    Ya hit it on the head in one OR....That's what make this site so exciting...............we all know what we are talking about but no one understands.

    Oh and I'm a BK fan myself. Had one tonight. Bloody awfull. If it was not a take-a-way it would have turned into a Give-it-back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    What would YOU know about me... if anything... anything at all...?

    I know there's a shitload of keyboard warriors in here that talk a good game, are real life gangsters from the anonymity of their armchairs and turn to soggy tissue paper when faced with the real world.

    I know there's a number of spotty pubescent "bikers" in here that walk tall, act tough, and haven't got a fucking clue...

    And there are one or two that genuinely have a FUCK THE POLICE attitude, would be willing to take the law into their own hands, smash a few cops up... and I'd be delighted to see them/you off the streets.



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    ... talk about a short term victory! Woo hoo - you beat up a cop... and spend a year in prison. What a winner.
    Who exactly are you talking about? Did one of our pig bashers get creamed by a pig or something? For the record, I don't think anyone here actually want's to beat up a cop. I don't, and wouldn't unless I was attacked unprovoked.
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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Best thread in ages!!

    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHAHA!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by b1unt3d View Post
    They simply do not get punished for their actions (in Canada at least)
    They do here in NZ.

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    same here
    You're wrong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alley cat View Post
    Pigs took my liscence away on my 30th bday.
    Jumped up little fuck of a cop, pulls me for doin 10k over, knows itl tip my demerits over, and despite me saying cmon pal its my bday, tickets me.
    How the fuck is he not a total peice of shit pig?
    They dont make me tremble either, im not a criminal so ticket me you barstards and fuck of and fight some crime.
    On the other hand ive met a few nice ones. And i refer to them as police.
    haha... yeah, those damn cops are totally to blame for your accumulation of demerit points.....

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    yes very tough


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    yes very tough
    Good art work for a nine-year-old, I bet he got a gold star to stick in his book for THAT effort!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Good art work for a nine-year-old, I bet he got a gold star to stick in his book for THAT effort!
    and i got a lollie pop aswell!
    whey hey hey

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    Well big ups for the cops today at a fatal accident,wife was on the scene,and a newspaper photographer was taking pics of them,cops weren't too happy and told snappy person to move.

    Having to tell the persons partner and brother who turned up asap their loved one had died.As well as the deceased person had another brother at scene with my wife when the person died.Cops worst aspect of a job by far I'd imagine.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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