The Pigs

**Grahameeboy** · 18th September 2009, 19:52

See once you mention Scummy the whole thread goes down hill

**Big Dave** · 18th September 2009, 19:56

Yeah, well I say fuck the people who say fuck the people who say......what were we talking about again.....

**Toaster** · 18th September 2009, 20:05

I got my first (and hopefully last) speeding ticket. Managed 22 years without one.

My fault (who else's fault could it be?).

72 in a 50 downhill. $170 and 35 demerits later. The cop apologised for breaking my clean record. I reminded him that I was speeding. He just did the job he is paid to do.

My next bike is in MPH, so that could get confusing!!!!!!!

**Ixion** · 18th September 2009, 20:05

Originally Posted by Big Dave

...what were we talking about again.....

Scumdog's dick, and his general sexual perversions. Keep up with the play for Heaven's sakes.

**Big Dave** · 18th September 2009, 20:10

Originally Posted by Ixion

Scumdog's dick, and his general sexual perversions. Keep up with the play for Heaven's sakes.

Ei eie ie I thought it was bad enough that he's famous for his outdoor wazza work.

**McJim** · 18th September 2009, 20:10

Grow the fuck up? I planted a fuck and the wee bastard just won't grow. Anyone have any instructions I could borrow? A Haynes manual perhaps?

**Big Dave** · 18th September 2009, 20:13

Originally Posted by McJim

Grow the fuck up? I planted a fuck and the wee bastard just won't grow. Anyone have any instructions I could borrow? A Haynes manual perhaps?

Mirror.

**McJim** · 18th September 2009, 20:15

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Mirror.

Nah just a fuck. Dumbfuck is what I see in the miror.

**Big Dave** · 18th September 2009, 20:23

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. George Orwell."

So what would your suggestion for the maintenance of public order be if there were no Police then?

I'd happily be in charge. Think Sparta - with choppers and hot rods.

**McJim** · 18th September 2009, 20:25

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I'd happily be in charge. Think Sparta - with choppers and hot rods.

Yayeee! Pit of Death. You haven't got the accent for it tho'

**Big Dave** · 18th September 2009, 20:33

Originally Posted by McJim

Yayeee! Pit of Death. You haven't got the accent for it tho'

You can be the quirky but cheerful and talkative mad scot. The gig is mainly walk around yelling frrrrreeeeeedddoooommmmm and headbutting losers.

**98tls** · 18th September 2009, 20:37

SD showed the future of policing a few years back at the Magpie on a Sunday morning,if they all looked as bad as him in undies then nobody would venture outside let alone commit a crime.

**SixPackBack** · 18th September 2009, 20:39

Originally Posted by Big Dave

Is it true that Buell owners have the option of running removed?

**Big Dave** · 18th September 2009, 20:51

Originally Posted by SixPackBack

Is it true that Buell owners have the option of running removed?

It appears mandatory. The whole factory is going to stop running for two months and the nearby harley one is closing for four.

**SixPackBack** · 18th September 2009, 20:56

Originally Posted by Big Dave

"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf. George Orwell."

So what would your suggestion for the maintenance of public order be if there were no Police then?

I'd happily be in charge. Think Sparta - with choppers and hot rods.

I share your concern, but the present system is failing us.
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