who amongst us hasn't caught a reflection of ourselves while riding through town and think "crikey who's that sexy biker over there?"
Poser? yes!
Cruiser riders – “Oh, I’m so hard, I’ve got a leather jacket”
Touring bikes – “Think you own the road
Sports bikes – “Look at me, look at me, I’m sooooo fast”
MX / Dirts – “How clever am I to be able to do this stuff, bloody kids…”
Women bikers generally – “Think they are so tough in their leathers”
None of the above – FM, will you please deck this twat for me
McNoob
who amongst us hasn't caught a reflection of ourselves while riding through town and think "crikey who's that sexy biker over there?"
Poser? yes!
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
say what you want but there are all types of riders out there.
and i'd say alot of them are posers, i know quite a few. - heaps of talk about [thier] bikes but when it comes down to actually going for a ride they are no where to be seen.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
<<----- My dream bike.
IMO it's only posing if you can't ride the thing properly.......you know 2-3 cm chickky strips. Only take it out on hot sunny days straight-lining to a cafe......Originally Posted by Maki
like the homo hog riders in Taupo who fill the bike parks up and glare at anyone else parking there ruining their image.....
Because the 'outsiders' bike gear is worn and the bike is all dirty from actual use! (real bikers of-course only wear branded bike gear matching their bike and ride un-used cruisers )
Talking from personal experience........ I seen it meself! (being said wannabe biker lol )
Then it's definitely a dick extension.
Yes, someone with a 1000cc sport bike doing the same is just as bad!
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
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The question of greater importance is, who really gives a fuck what this guy thinks of bikers?
parting of the sensory
Why is the poll not multi-guess, for those of us who can't make up our mind, or just want to tick the non-existent, "All of the above - it's just one big wank-fest" option?
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
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Funny, I was having a discussion with a lady last night about this exact thing. I like being anonymous on the bike, so I ride wearing tinted visor etc. Cars, same thing, the darkest tints that I can find.
My point is, I'm riding a 1000cc's of happy times trying to avoid the attention of the cops and anyone who would ring my missus to tell her I'm riding like a cock; I don't need to ride around posing on it - if I wanted to pose, I'd be like the guy in the office next door who has a Lambo convertible. Now, that's posing.
On the other hand, all those tossers riding Harley's wearing all the matching Harley kit, while working a job as an accountant by day. Poseurs and tossers, the lot of them.*
*Shit stirring is fun...!
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
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He obviously didnt get bit hard enough by the riding bug I guess. If he really wanted a bike he'd have one. "HTFU - you dont need her say so"
As in all walks of life, there are more than a few. It usually doesn't take too long to sort them out...
Some call them "Cages" and "Cagers" for a reason
I did acuse someone here of that very sin, but "No, Not on the whole"
I refuse to answer that question (5th ammendmemt, US constitution)
But Tassles on your leathers are a dead giveway
=mjc=
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<<----- My dream bike.
Do'nt mistake pride with vanity!
There's nothing wrong with being proud of your bike or liking the look of it.
A surfer with the best gear who actually goes out and surfs all day is'nt a poser......the guy with a cheap ass set up strolling up and down the beach is!
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
<<----- My dream bike.
Of-course, same with your house, car, testicles......
Being proud/happy with what you have is'nt posing.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Forum whore
Oh noes, some pussy whipped bitch thinks I'm a poser... what will I do!!?!!
Shake it!
I dont. I feel fat in my gear. I much prefer to see myself without it on. If I had a flasher bike however...
is not a trout
Uh-oh. A statement like that is just asking for trouble...
There is no such thing as bad weather; only inappropriate clothing!
Registered User
Now you're talking
Loud and Uncouth
Who cares?
Ya do what ya do...
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Bite my shiney metal ass
I got banned from a camp ground for exactly that!
SSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell her that! We need canon fodder like this to make it interesting.Uh-oh. A statement like that is just asking for trouble...
Hey FM ask this guy to go get his nuts out of his Mrs' handbag so you can kick him in them!
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
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