Are bikers a bunch of posers?

[Kittyhawk]

The idiot has a dig at you because of the following...

A - Hes jealous you have freedom to be a biker
B - Too scared to stand up to his mrs
C - If she wears the underpants what does he wear?
D - He has been stripped of his manhood (bike)
E - Putting down others makes him feel good
F - Perhaps when he was a biker he was more relaxed
G - Got nothing better to do.

You should get a group of bikers to pull up outside work rark up the bikes and really piss the fucker off....

Play on it, pose with your mates before and after work....

Oh and tell him you have contacts in gangs too... maybe wear a patch

[Stirts]

egg him on to confront his missus and have a happier life.

By telling the controlling wenchie wife to fuck off

There are so many "labels"/"sterotypes" associated with riding. Pick one that best suits you and larf in the face of the twitter and bisted, jealous, scaredy cats that don't ride!

[Fatjim]

Name the prick, and immortalise him on the 'net.

[Sidewinder]

multi choice please

[klingon]

Name the prick, and immortalise him on the 'net.

The funny thing is that KB is such an active site, virtually anything you name on here will pop up with this thread on google for the forseeable future. So yes, name him. Then whenever anyone googles his name they will find FM's opinion of him

I have the misfortune to work with a self opinionated, arrogant twat who believes he is an authority in everything.
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[CM2005]

is this posing?

[Sidewinder]

is this posing?

[CM2005]

hahahahaha well done!

[Stirts]

n00bs

Fart tasting!! You're doing it wrong...farken noobs!!

[jono035]

Depends on what you mean by poser.

Someone who likes how their bike looks and thinks they look good riding it? Sure, almost everyone here I would guess. Whether it is because their bike is shiny and pretty, loud and agressive, rough and tough or cute and trendy. Even the guys I know who ride with high-vis gear on or yellow PVC rainsuits like the 'biker' image and have bought bikes that they think look good.

Someone who only rides a bike because of how it looks and never actually rides it unless there is someone to show off to? Not really, maybe a few here and there but I'd guess the majority do actually ride for enjoyment/utility. The posers would soon be singled out and mocked appropriately.

[P38]

Nope, lives with an ogre of a missus who dont let him fart without signing off an official request.

Thats called Poetic Justice.

Serves him right.

[sondela]

I dont. I feel fat in my gear. I much prefer to see myself without it on. If I had a flasher bike however...

So the 'flasher' bike gets naked too?

[puddytat]

We are all poseurs...c'mon, who doesnt look at themslves when you pull up outside some shop & think "Hmmm sexy" as you look at your reflection in the plate glass window...or is it just me?

[Bonez]

We are all poseurs...c'mon, who doesnt look at themslves when you pull up outside some shop & think "Hmmm sexy" as you look at your reflection in the plate glass window...or is it just me?

Snapped I'm afraid. I'm so hard I can change the grandkids knappies without puking.

[MarkH]

Turns out he used to ride a bike but his missus wont let buy one, so there is a bit of resentment there I suppose.

Haha - I guess we know who is the bitch and who is the butch in that relationship. Tell him shut the fuck up or you'll send his wife a bigger strap-on to totally wreck his arsehole with.

Now, two things sprung to mind while he was twatting on. The first (and most usual) is how I wished I had a cattle prod handy, but the second one was to wonder if the KB community had any views on this.

I have views on every fuckin' thing!
As for a cattle prod - no need, if you have a knee and he has a crotch, then the two just need to meet with a good amount of speed & force. That'll sort the bitch out!


Cruiser riders – Like to ride cruisers.
Touring bikes – for people that like touring . . . on a bike.
Sports bikes – for people that like sports bike riding.
MX / Dirts – for people that like to ride the trails.
Women bikers generally – are women that like riding motorcycles.

Ain't nothing wrong with any of these things - bikers are people that are doing what they enjoy. Your idiot workmate is someone that does what his wife will let him. I know which I would prefer to be!