Caption contest -- KYO 7

**Pwalo** · 11th April 2005, 08:10

Ronnie Smith (RIP)was a f!@#ing idiot. But very talented with it.

**NordieBoy** · 11th April 2005, 09:01

1. Do dangerous shit like this and live.
2. Ride the scooter to work.
3. ......
4. Profit?

**outlawtorn** · 11th April 2005, 09:01

"To infinity and beyond...."

**NordieBoy** · 11th April 2005, 09:03

So that's what shitting your pants feels like!

I want me one of those Roof helmets

**MSTRS:Me** · 11th April 2005, 09:09

Now, once I can get a bit of speed up, I'll show them all how to do a stoppie.

**bugjuice** · 11th April 2005, 09:38

dude on the back - "Honey, my viagra has kicked in now and look what it's done, lets go!"

**Riff Raff** · 11th April 2005, 10:15

Just another wind gust in Wellington...

**Pwalo** · 11th April 2005, 11:34

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Just another wind gust in Wellington...

No. Not even a Wellington gale could lift a Goldwing.

**Wolf** · 11th April 2005, 12:14

"See, told ya we could jump three cars!... Now I've just got to land this fucker safely..."

**Waylander** · 11th April 2005, 12:15

The future in space travel...

**Kjell** · 11th April 2005, 12:27

Next tour ride we leave the kitchen sink at home!

**Gremlin** · 11th April 2005, 14:55

1. Ever since I put a proper engine (read superbike) in, its been "performing" differently.

2. Wonder how the bike will handle once I put the other half of the engine in.

3. Wonder how the bike will "perform" once the missus steps aboard.

**bugjuice** · 11th April 2005, 14:58

some minor adjustment to the warp engines are needed Mr Spock, there's too much kick

or

dude on the back - "ahhhhh, that's what the nitro button does.."

or

now the police had spent all their money tuning the Goldwing, the next thing to save for is a real light and siren, instead of Phil shouting and waving fingers..

see, 15:00 monday morning, and I'm starting to wake up