Motorcycle "pleasure" jeans = Pissed off

[firefighter]

I'm not stoned or tripping balls so your post is'nt comprehendable

[Mom]

ahahahahahahahahahah

Can I put this in my signature?

Please feel free to.

[AllanB]

Ah Spring time - when a mans feelings of joy towards the motorcycle ride often transform themselves into subconscious fuel tank humping.

Best cure is to place ones penis in a metal vice and give the handle on the vice a few swift turns prior to the ride. That will stop the purple passion rod from appearing until the ride is over.

Another option is to put your gaping jeans on backwards - the only risk here is that Carver may pull up next to you at the lights ........

[Dean]

Jeez, loosen the purse strings and get some new jeans.

Unless, of course, you actually enjoy the "glory hole" in your trousers.

Its not a dam glory hole FFS, cant afford jeans any time soon or riding pants.

A blantant attempt at the solicting Flame Warrior nomination Target? Or are you genuinely on the scab?

Im genuine you would of seen my jeans today if you didnt ditch me and not meet up at cycle treads today at 2:30, I was waiting for like 30 minutes dude.

[wbks]

Its not a dam glory hole FFS, cant afford jeans any time soon or riding pants.

Im genuine you would of seen my jeans today if you didnt ditch me and not meet up at cycle treads today at 2:30, I was waiting for like 30 minutes dude.

At last you two flame warriors have moved on from homo erotic e-arguments to arranging meetings. Good for you.

[short-circuit]

Im genuine you would of seen my jeans today if you didnt ditch me and not meet up at cycle treads today at 2:30, I was waiting for like 30 minutes dude.

Yeah sorry an afternoon wank took precedence - priorities

[AllanB]

I was waiting for like 30 minutes dude.

Don't be too hard on him - he may have been having 'seconds' on that petrol tank.

[Hahn]

I was waiting for like 30 minutes dude.

With pleasure jeans!...






sorry, couldn't help myself!

[AllanB]

Yeah sorry an afternoon wank took precedence - priorities

I rest my case.

[Dean]

Yeah sorry an afternoon wank took precedence - priorities

Atleast tell me if you werent actually going to meet up, you missed out on pies and coffee I wasnt going to fight you or anything, another rider filled you're void.

If they think yo are actually beating off you may as well do it.. I don't think they'll hassle you then..

No way, 5 bikers think I beat off or make a deposit on my tank, I bet they told all their freinds about me those bastards.

. Guy on the bandit: Nice!

Have you seen me ride before in the jeans? I guess my jeans kinda "get around" the northshore. Dont take the piss out of me though Im a bit pissed off at the moment.

[YellowDog]

[B]Another option is to put your gaping jeans on backwards - the only risk here is that Carver may pull up next to you at the lights ........

Also, best to avoid bi-curious pillion passengers

[wbks]

Atleast tell me if you werent actually going to meet up, you missed out on pies and coffee I wasnt going to fight you or anything, another rider filled you're void.

No way, 5 bikers think I beat off or make a deposit on my tank, I bet they told all their freinds about me those bastards.


Have you seen me ride before in the jeans? I guess my jeans kinda "get around" the northshore. Dont take the piss out of me though Im a bit pissed off at the moment.

Thats no good! I know... Go make another deposit, that'll cheer you right up!

[gatch]

I guess my jeans kinda "get around" the northshore. Dont take the piss out of me though Im a bit pissed off at the moment.

Do they come back with money in their pockets ? Used dom's ?

[Warr]

the jeans I am currently wearing for riding have no zip,

Easy solution .. some velcro and a hot glue gun will sort it. Bodgy but it works !!

[allycatz]

Look on the bright side..you'll never catch ya dick in ya zipper aye!!!