Motorcycle "pleasure" jeans = Pissed off

**Dean** · 20th September 2009, 21:45

I know this sounds a bit straight forward but could anyone on the northshore or rodney stitch up my jeans zip? I guess I can pay. Anyone please?

**wbks** · 20th September 2009, 21:46

Originally Posted by Dean

I know this sounds a bit straight forward but could anyone on the northshore or rodney stitch up my jeans zip? I guess I can pay. Anyone please?

Fuckin hell, go buy some cheap jeans from the warehouse!!!

**Mully** · 20th September 2009, 21:48

Originally Posted by Dean

I know this sounds a bit straight forward but could anyone on the northshore or rodney stitch up my jeans zip? I guess I can pay. Anyone please?

Most drycleaners can get zips replaced. Piece of cake and usually cheap

Or you could get some arseless chaps instead.....

**YellowDog** · 20th September 2009, 21:50

Originally Posted by Warr

Easy solution .. some velcro and a hot glue gun will sort it. Bodgy but it works !!

Genius!

Velcro is the answer.

**Thani-B** · 20th September 2009, 21:54

Originally Posted by Dean

I know this sounds a bit straight forward but could anyone on the northshore or rodney stitch up my jeans zip? I guess I can pay. Anyone please?

Is the zip broken? Like do you want it replaced, or just sewn up with no zip?

**Mully** · 20th September 2009, 21:56

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Velcro is the answer.

Velcro is for babies.

Staple Gun. Or nail gun.

**wbks** · 20th September 2009, 21:57

Originally Posted by YellowDog

Genius!

Velcro is the answer.

He'll be sneaking up on petrol tanks all over the north shore!

**Dean** · 20th September 2009, 21:58

wbks- Warehouse jeans dont offer enough protection.

Ill have to try the washing well on whangaparaoa road see if they can stitch it up instead of going to the hassle of using Velcro.

Alleycats, my mans area has hanged out once when I hoped of my bike but luckily no one saw but lets not go there.....awkward.

**Mully** · 20th September 2009, 21:58

Originally Posted by wbks

He'll be sneaking up on petrol tanks all over the north shore!

"you must spread some reputation, etc"

Superb.

**mister.koz** · 20th September 2009, 21:59

Originally Posted by Dean

I know this sounds a bit straight forward but could anyone on the northshore or rodney stitch up my jeans zip? I guess I can pay. Anyone please?

ffs dude, sew them yourself. A pack of needles and a spool of cotton is about 3 bucks. Be sure to get thread thats the same colour then it doesn't matter if you get the stitching crooked...

You could even use a stapler (point it outwards) to staple the fly closed, a handful of safety pins or as someone said glue some velcro onto them. Hell i am sure getting someone to sew a new zip in would be a fraction of the price of a new pair of jeans.

**Maha** · 20th September 2009, 22:00

Originally Posted by Dean

Alleycats, my mans area has hanged out once when I hoped of my bike but luckily no one saw but lets not go there.....awkward.

I shall add to me first idea of gaffer tape and add...undies!!!!

**AD345** · 20th September 2009, 22:03

Originally Posted by Dean

Not sure on which thread to put this in. Had a chat with a mate a while back about how the jeans I am currently wearing for riding have no zip, so when I sit down on the bike there is a huge gape and when I stand well. Life has been hard just wearing them in sheer embarrassment, walking into petrol stations while some women's eyes wonder and I get the "Mate you're flies down" all the time.

So to complete my rage the 5th biker has pissed me off and I'm sick of it. You see the main problem is I tend to clutch forward then roll back so forth in that procedure for about as long as I can at an intersection/Lights. Well I pulled over and apparently quote---- "you're pleasuring yourself arent ya, I caught you trying to bone the tank'---. FFS old man on the blue bandit 650 08 model. The fourth thought the same, that I was pleasuring myself on the tank hence the forward n back humping action. The other three thought I was "pulling the pudd". I want to clear the air especially because the bikers are on here, when you see me dont tell me my fly is down, and NO I'm not "pleasuring myself" on the tank you heartless bastards. I mean would you think a dude is trying to pleasure himself if his fly is down and he's going forward and back at the lights- doubt it. Thought I might share this with ya, Also if you would like to donate Dean some new jeans or riding pants would be much appreciated.

You really are a special wee chap aint ya?

**allycatz** · 20th September 2009, 22:05

Originally Posted by Dean

...Alleycats, my mans area has hanged out once when I hoped of my bike but luckily no one saw but lets not go there.....awkward.

That could be too much information...

Try adding facings and making them button fronts like levies....oh and what Maha says....undies mate!

**Dean** · 20th September 2009, 22:11

Originally Posted by Maha

I shall add to me first idea of gaffer tape and add...undies!!!!

No some of my boxers have rips down the front of them, hence the.......yah anyways.

Tell you guys what ill post a picture of them when I get the time tommorrow with the current no zip (I will wear undies man) then the after shot of how I fix them up. I might turn them into a fashion disaster.