Motorcycle "pleasure" jeans = Pissed off

[wbks]

No some of my boxers have rips down the front of them, hence the.......yah anyways.

Tell you guys what ill post a picture of them when I get the time tommorrow with the current no zip (I will wear undies man) then the after shot of how I fix them up. I might turn them into a fashion disaster.

Ripped jeans front and ripped boxers front... Are you trying to make a point of something?

[Lurch]

Seriously this thread cannot be for fucking real.

It reminded me of your theme song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVXh4OmvCkc

[mister.koz]

No some of my boxers have rips down the front of them, hence the.......yah anyways.

Tell you guys what ill post a picture of them when I get the time tommorrow with the current no zip (I will wear undies man) then the after shot of how I fix them up. I might turn them into a fashion disaster.

As fashion disasters go bodgy stitching is not 1/2 as bad as the sav hanging out...

[Nagash]

wbks- Warehouse jeans dont offer enough protection.

Suprisingly enough, I found this to be the stupidest comment in the whole thread.

Protection against what exactly? The wind? Cause any jeans sure as shit won't protect you in a crash.

[Dean]

Suprisingly enough, I found this to be the stupidest comment in the whole thread.

Protection against what exactly? The wind? Cause any jeans sure as shit won't protect you in a crash.

Last time I checked kevlar jeans can offer some standard protection, whereas normal denim jeans from the warehouse would just rip to shreads upon contact with concrete.

[slofox]

Jeez Dean! Humping the tank...sheeeeeesh...even I never thought of THAT!

Reminds me of years ago when I was a squash player - one dude turned up to play a tournament and he had a pair of the "latest fashion" squash shorts - also without a fly...he got about the same as you're getting Dean. Maybe you should do what he did - lose the offending garment...He never wore 'em again that I saw...

[mister.koz]

Last time I checked kevlar jeans can offer some standard protection, whereas normal denim jeans from the warehouse would just rip to shreads upon contact with concrete.

Kevlar jeans offer better abrasion resistance to protect your skin, beyond that no benefit, so you will get mangled skin rather than skin completely removed.

If you hit the road in kevlar jeans, the denim will tear off and the kevlar will remain but the jeans will be a write off.

Don't think they will protect you like armor.

[bogan]

Suprisingly enough, I found this to be the stupidest comment in the whole thread.

Protection against what exactly? The wind? Cause any jeans sure as shit won't protect you in a crash.

They wont do shit in a big accident, but they save skin on those low speed drops. Dropped my GN at bout 40, didnt get any skin ripped off, kneecap was a bit sore for a few weeks though. Though they were hallensteins jeans, so a step up protection-wise from the warehouse.

EDIT: and in Deans case, a jeans fly is still much easier to get open (than a race onesy, or armoured pants etc) when you need to 'do' something in a hurry; those times when you pass a really nice lpg tank, or maybe even a deisle tank on a trailer (when you're in the mood for something a bit filthy)

[Dean]

Kevlar jeans offer better abrasion resistance to protect your skin, beyond that no benefit, so you will get mangled skin rather than skin completely removed.

If you hit the road in kevlar jeans, the denim will tear off and the kevlar will remain but the jeans will be a write off.

Don't think they will protect you like armor.

Interesting, jeans just feel so casual I can wear them when going to someones house, shopping and all sorts whereas wearing the full gear can become a pain and smelly. Weigh the positives with negatives

[jellywrestler]

Yeah sorry an afternoon wank took precedence - priorities

which set of traffic lights were you having this?

[mister.koz]

Interesting, jeans just feel so casual I can wear them when going to someones house, shopping and all sorts whereas wearing the full gear can become a pain and smelly. Weigh the positives with negatives

I ride in jeans sometimes but they wont protect you from anything. I have 3 sets of leathers, one set i can wear normal clothes underneath.

Full armor has its caveats comfort cost etc but it is the best protection you can get.

I am not going to bleat on all ATGATT, its your skin, bones and choice.

I've seen and experienced first hand what the road will do to a body, thats enough for me.

[Swoop]

Gapeing?

Arse-less chaps might provide more pleasure. They must have some use.

[wbks]

Interesting, jeans just feel so casual I can wear them when going to someones house, shopping and all sorts whereas wearing the full gear can become a pain and smelly. Weigh the positives with negatives

Loosing 50% of your skin is a pretty heavy negative...

[sondela]

Last time I checked kevlar jeans can offer some standard protection, whereas normal denim jeans from the warehouse would just rip to shreads upon contact with concrete.

Since your jeans zip doesn't zip, and they're held on by no more than a button, contact with the road will have them off you in a second, and the consequences are too horrendous to imagine..
kevlar won't help you much if it's not actually on..

[Dean]

and in Deans case, a jeans fly is still much easier to get open (than a race onesy, or armoured pants etc) when you need to 'do' something in a hurry; those times when you pass a really nice lpg tank, or maybe even a deisle tank on a trailer (when you're in the mood for something a bit filthy)

If I were you're Tank Id be sleeping with one eye open

Jeez Dean! Humping the tank...sheeeeeesh...even I never thought of THAT!

You're tank better watch it

Gapeing?

Arse-less chaps might provide more pleasure. They must have some use.

Do you have tank pads?

Alright now enough with the Tank jokes, I have one picture of my jeans but its a bit too in apropriate to go on this site..... I has fear.