Motorcycle "pleasure" jeans = Pissed off

[hospitalfood]

mate, I hump my bike all the time. sure, I get a mocking sometimes but it comes with the teritory.
I have found the best thing to do if someone starts mocking me is to try and connect my exposed cock with a part of their body or clothing.

If it is really getting you down I suggest you wear you jeans backwards.

[Hiflyer]

If I were you're Tank Id be sleeping with one eye open

You're tank better watch it

Do you have tank pads?

Alright now enough with the Tank jokes, I have one picture of my jeans but its a bit too in apropriate to go on this site..... I has fear.

You like tanks then?
Tank


I don't think you like this one.


Sorry about that, Tank. I couldn't resist.

[Thani-B]

So have they been mended yet? Lol. I'm a bit of a novice seamstress, if its not too hard I can probably fix it. Would you like me to have a look?

[StoneY]

AND? Mate get some decent jeans or HTFU ya woose

What DID you expect crying like this that ya jeans have no zip pfffffft

[Hiflyer]

So have they been mended yet? Lol. I'm a bit of a novice seamstress, if its not too hard I can probably fix it. Would you like me to have a look?

Not while theyre on I hope!?!?! remember... His "man area" fell out

[Dean]

So have they been mended yet? Lol. I'm a bit of a novice seamstress, if its not too hard I can probably fix it. Would you like me to have a look?

Done them up, thanks for the offer.

Not while theyre on I hope!?!?! remember... His "man area" fell out

Yea she wont be stitching up my jeans with me in them.

[Dean]

Yeah sorry an afternoon wank took precedence - priorities

Tell you what, find a time when you are not doing you're wank fest then we can arrange a time to meet up. If you think Its to dodgy and im going to beat you up then you can bring all you're mates or pretty much anyone and I will come alone and you can make sure im alone. You can check my pockets for weapons (but dont get frisky on me, watch you're hands) This is an open invitation, its time to man up and keep the peace. A coffee and pie, the treaty of Short-Circuit and Dean.

[short-circuit]

Tell you what, find a time when you are not doing you're wank fest then we can arrange a time to meet up. If you think Its to dodgy and im going to beat you up then you can bring all you're mates or pretty much anyone and I will come alone and you can make sure im alone. You can check my pockets for weapons (but dont get frisky on me, watch you're hands) This is an open invitation, its time to man up and keep the peace. A coffee and pie, the treaty of Short-Circuit and Dean.

Sorry. Too scared / have a date with my hand

[Dean]

Sorry. Too scared / have a date with my hand

I just want to keep the peace, by the sounds of it I wont shake you're hands for hygeine reasons. Maybe I can wuu you with my words, tempt you with a pie and coffee. Im totally harmless, why cant we just get along why must there be fighting.

[short-circuit]

I just want to keep the peace, by the sounds of it I wont shake you're hands for hygeine reasons. Maybe I can wuu you with my words, tempt you with a pie and coffee. Im totally harmless, why cant we just get along why must there be fighting.

What fighting? Keep it in your pants

[Dean]

What fighting? Keep it in your pants

My jeans have a gape in them, You keep it in you're pants after all they have a zip dont they.

[short-circuit]

My jeans have a gape in them, You keep it in you're pants after all they have a zip dont they.

Can't talk...rubbing one out.....

[Dean]

Can't talk...rubbing one out.....

You cant multi task? Dissapointed man I thought better of you.

[Mully]

Aaaaaand countdown to this thread being PDed...........

[Dean]

Back on topic, am currently saving up for some proper riding leather pants, and no Short-Circuit they are not tight. If anyone would like to donate me some riding pants I would be forever gatefull.