Not sure on which thread to put this in. Had a chat with a mate a while back about how the jeans I am currently wearing for riding have no zip, so when I sit down on the bike there is a huge gape and when I stand well. Life has been hard just wearing them in sheer embarrassment, walking into petrol stations while some women's eyes wonder and I get the "Mate you're flies down" all the time.
So to complete my rage the 5th biker has pissed me off and I'm sick of it. You see the main problem is I tend to clutch forward then roll back so forth in that procedure for about as long as I can at an intersection/Lights. Well I pulled over and apparently quote---- "you're pleasuring yourself arent ya, I caught you trying to bone the tank'---. FFS old man on the blue bandit 650 08 model. The fourth thought the same, that I was pleasuring myself on the tank hence the forward n back humping action. The other three thought I was "pulling the pudd". I want to clear the air especially because the bikers are on here, when you see me dont tell me my fly is down, and NO I'm not "pleasuring myself" on the tank you heartless bastards. I mean would you think a dude is trying to pleasure himself if his fly is down and he's going forward and back at the lights- doubt it. Thought I might share this with ya, Also if you would like to donate Dean some new jeans or riding pants would be much appreciated.
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Originally Posted by rachprice
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