Definition of pissed off

[nothingflash]

Mate I hear ya. Depends how much you actually have money wise. If its like -zip/zero then Theres the classic homecooked dinner with a twist.
Move the dinner table maybee middle of the lounge room.
Candles on the table,romantic music playing. You could run a line of tea candles down the hall to the lounge room.
Cook her her favorite dinner -or something nice you can cook well.
Garlic bread goes down well then a seafood cocktail--all easy to do.
If she's into bubble baths an extra twist is to have a hot bath drawn for her. Again candles and her bath robe hanging up for her (or a sexy silk robe) Maybe the tea candles leading in there.
That gives you time to finish dinner
If it helps Jorja apreciated the effort I put in not the money.

Gee - sounds like you've done that to his missus before!

[The Stranger:Me]

I'll be doing the same to my kids one day!

Fuck yeah - and pissing all around their toilet instead of in it and sucking all their piss, and wrecking their furniture and writing on their walls and making a scene whenever we go out, plus I'll always argue like fuck and never do anything to help out.

It wont be my fault - I'm old.

I can't wait for them to get places of their own.

[MattRSK]

Dunno if you lot think this is funny -I do in hindsight.
It was Jorja and my aniversary on sunday. The one thing she really wanted was to see her grandmother in Sydney.
I've been saying for months we can't afford it -not enough money,can't shut down the yard etc etc. Meanwhile paid for tickets n stuff on the sly.
For 3 MONTHS I managed to keep it a secret from her.
I had a perfect cover story for needing to go to the airport to keep her totally in the dark.Stuff was packed in a duffle bag and tossed in the boot of a car
My mum and dad offered to watch the yard for us for a couple of days.
1 HOUR before we had to head off to the airport Mum looks at me and blurts out-"so when's your flight then??"
Jorja looks at me and says-"were going to see gramma aren't we"
BUGGER ----sprung

You should move out and get your own place frosty. There is a whole world out there away from Mum's cooking!

[Slyer]

Thanks mate! I do have some money, but learnt the mazda needs a new clutch today (dont buy anything starting with M)

Yeah, I wouldn't own a Maserati or Mercedes either.

[ready4whatever]

ok fellow kiwibikees i take that back. I'd buy a mitsubishi. but definately not buying another mazda again. as for mercedes, i wouldnt buy one either nothing can stand the beating like a jappo can (except mazda)

[jono035]

ok fellow kiwibikees i take that back. I'd buy a mitsubishi. but definately not buying another mazda again. as for mercedes, i wouldnt buy one either nothing can stand the beating like a jappo can (except mazda)

Eh, the 3 mitsis my parents have had were all complete hand grenades. The 2 mazdas they have now have been unbelievable, both haven't needed anything beyond the usual maintenance type stuff (one needed a CV joint once I think).

A single bad car doesn't = a bad brand. Some particular models maybe but more of it is about how the car has been treated, which is only up to you to determine when you buy the damn thing.

[riffer]

Crikey mate.

It's the first sign of dementia. Better start looking at homes...


seriously though, an hour beforehand ain't so bad.

Well done you. I wish I was half as romantic as you...

[Okey Dokey]

Thanks for sharing the giggle, Frosty. I can just imagine my own mum doing the same thing! What a hoot.

Enjoy your trip!

[Slyer]

ok fellow kiwibikees i take that back. I'd buy a mitsubishi. but definately not buying another mazda again. as for mercedes, i wouldnt buy one either nothing can stand the beating like a jappo can (except mazda)

Mitsis are the worst! they always seem to need some expensive part. :P