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    "Internet Banking Temporarily Unavailable"

    Aaugh! I can't get at me money!! How am I supposed to pay bills when the banking website is on the wacko?

    Still, I got an excuse for not paying now eh? hoohoohoo...

    BNZ does it again...
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    nasty, had anz issues few days back but 2 mins later was sorted

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    You could visit the branch ... you know - the old way. Could be an excuse to get on your bike.

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    its back up.

    You could visit the branch ... you know - the old way
    I can't be having with visiting branches at my time of life.

    It may be alright for you younger ones, but the older generation expect, and need, to carry out our business electronically.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    its back up.


    I can't be having with visiting branches at my time of life.
    Me neither. Besides the shop is open and I can't go to the bank without closing it up so that's out...

    I love that term.."I can't be having with..."

    What is the derivation of it Ixion, any idea?
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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    You could visit the branch ... you know - the old way. Could be an excuse to get on your bike.
    Bugger that! I haven't set foot in a bank for over 2 years.

    Next you'll be suggesting changing the TV channel without the remote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Owl View Post
    Bugger that! I haven't set foot in a bank for over 2 years.

    Next you'll be suggesting changing the TV channel without the remote.
    I do go to the branch to stick money IN...some Luddites still use CASH to pay with...besides there's this hot blonde bikerchick in there behind the counter who I like to talk to...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    I do go to the branch to stick money IN...some Luddites still use CASH to pay with...besides there's this hot blonde bikerchick in there behind the counter who I like to talk to...
    I like the luddites. No visa/mastercard service fees to pay.
    Are you stalking some poor, hot girl at BNZ Ham East?

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    I like the luddites. No visa/mastercard service fees to pay.
    Are you stalking some poor, hot girl at BNZ Ham East?
    We prefer not to have cash. The cost of sending someone to the bank to deposit and process it versus the cost of other fees makes cash expensive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by p.dath View Post
    We prefer not to have cash. The cost of sending someone to the bank to deposit and process it versus the cost of other fees makes cash expensive.
    Fair enuf. Just at my work someone will ALWAYS pay with cash and so if someone's going to the bank anyway....
    Usually it's me going to the bank as well. It's on my way home so no extra costs. Just 30 seconds to stop at the bank and drop a bag in a slot.
    Plus the value is turnover dependent

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve_t View Post
    Are you stalking some poor, hot girl at BNZ Ham East?
    Hell no - she's stalking ME!
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    Aaugh! I can't get at me money!! How am I supposed to pay bills when the banking website is on the wacko?

    BNZ does it again...

    Well serves you right for being with a bank that still uses stone tablets

    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    besides there's this hot blonde bikerchick in there behind the counter who I like to talk to...
    I could have told you of a branch of a certain bank that had...count them...5 hot biker chicks! But alas, they all left.

    So sorry that's no help to you. I'll shut up now

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    Quote Originally Posted by ckai View Post
    Well serves you right for being with a bank that still uses stone tablets



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    They don't use stone tablets any more silly. They moved to tree bark and a burnt stick just recently...
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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    They don't use stone tablets any more silly. They moved to tree bark and a burnt stick just recently...
    I here they have some dirty coal in the south Island they could use for writing, but they would need a modernisation plan first.

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