New Biker Gods forum section needed

**ital916** · 22nd September 2009, 17:00

I reckon there needs to be a new section added to the kb forums, a forum for the biker gods.

A forum where motorcyclists can confess their sins and pray for forgiveness from the biker gods. Where we can remember friends who have passed on and those who are lucky to be here through the grace of the biker gods can share their stories.

It can also be a place where motorcyclists can whinge about the wrong doing done to them (as they so aptly do, frequently) and pray for the biker gods to deal justice.

A place where we can honours the gods of speed and the two wheeled machine.

A high priest would need to be ordained....good thing we have one among our ranks who knows the biker gods arcane rituals and testament...IXION!

Now you may think I am on drugs, but the biker gods are there. They work in mysterious ways but many have seen their doing. Yes there are herectics like katman...but fear not, for they shall have their day. When everyone else is riding the never ending twisties they shall be stuck on the infite straight road of dooom....with a 40km/hr speed limit and unlimited speed cameras. Haha im just messing with you katman......you get the twisties too (except youll be in a car)

So in all seriousness.....biker gods section would be awesome.

**Hiflyer** · 22nd September 2009, 17:02

Originally Posted by ital916

I reckon there needs to be a new section added to the kb forums, a forum for the biker gods.

A forum where motorcyclists can confess their sins and pray for forgiveness from the biker gods. Where we can remember friends who have passed on and those who are lucky to be here through the grace of the biker gods can share their stories.

It can also be a place where motorcyclists can whinge about the wrong doing done to them (as they so aptly do, frequently) and pray for the biker gods to deal justice.

A place where we can honours the gods of speed and the two wheeled machine.

A high priest would need to be ordained....good thing we have one among our ranks who knows the biker gods arcane rituals and testament...IXION!

Now you may think I am on drugs, but the biker gods are there. They work in mysterious ways but many have seen their doing. Yes there are herectics like katman...but fear not, for they shall have their day. When everyone else is riding the never ending twisties they shall be stuck on the infite straight road of dooom....with a 40km/hr speed limit and unlimited speed cameras. Haha im just messing with you katman......you get the twisties too (except youll be in a car)

So in all seriousness.....biker gods section would be awesome.

You just summarised what everyone does every day on KB. Self appointed "leaders" and "Know-alls" are the norm here.

**2wheeldrifter** · 22nd September 2009, 17:04

Yeah your in the right place already dude!

**ital916** · 22nd September 2009, 17:07

If this is a shrine to the biker gods..it needs to be cleansed with fire for there is many a heretic and blashpemer!

Where'd I put ma pitchfork....MA!...MAAAAAAAAAAAA! What you gone done with ma god dang pitch fork.....NA! not ma lynchin rope...the pitchfork!

**ManDownUnder** · 22nd September 2009, 17:14

Anyone proclaiming to be one... ain't.

There's a number of legends in here for a variety of reasons. Experience accomplishments or in depth knowledge. Post questions - see what comes back. A little common sense will help ID them.

The one thing they have in common is their remarkable ability to point at someone else better than they are when there is something to be learned. ... there might be something in that approach do you think?

**Madness** · 22nd September 2009, 17:20

The Biker God's page already exists. It's more a case of "do you believe?"...... I for one do not.

**ital916** · 22nd September 2009, 17:26

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Anyone proclaiming to be one... ain't.

There's a number of legends in here for a variety of reasons. Experience accomplishments or in depth knowledge. Post questions - see what comes back. A little common sense will help ID them.

The one thing they have in common is their remarkable ability to point at someone else better than they are when there is something to be learned. ... there might be something in that approach do you think?

Pfft I meant no mere mortals on here. I meant actual biker gods, as in greater beings. Yes there are legends on here but anyone saying they are a biker god is a twat.

**ital916** · 22nd September 2009, 17:26

Originally Posted by Madness

The Biker God's page already exists. It's more a case of "do you believe?"...... I for one do not.

the day raj is a biker god is the day cops dont like donuts.

**Madness** · 22nd September 2009, 17:27

Originally Posted by ital916

the day raj is a biker god is the day cops dont like donuts.

Amen brother!

**AllanB** · 22nd September 2009, 17:30

Many years ago I dated a very religious young lady - well I presumed she was as she used to cry out 'oh god, oh god, oh god' a lot when were together ......

(pictures soon)

**Hiflyer** · 22nd September 2009, 17:51

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Anyone proclaiming to be one... ain't.............The one thing they have in common is their remarkable ability to point at someone else better than they are when there is something to be learned....

Exactly, the people who are here to help wont give crap info. It's like at work, if we aren't 100% sure about something... ASK!!!! Before you give wrong info to the customer cos it'll bite ye in the bum later on.

**Ixion** · 22nd September 2009, 20:17

He ain't talking people. He's talking about Helmut von HorniHumper.

The High Biker Gods certainly exist. The wise biker makes appropriate propitiatory sacrifices (virgin mouse and all that) at regular intervals. Thus reducing the odds of being the target of a Godly "watch me piss that little crawling mortal thing down the plughole" contest

**Squiggles** · 23rd September 2009, 12:35

Done

Believe it meets all your criteria and we've split it up into appropriate sections

**Badjelly** · 23rd September 2009, 14:34

Originally Posted by ManDownUnder

Anyone proclaiming to be one... ain't.

From what I know of the subject, gods are generally not shy about declaring themselves to be gods. For example, Yahweh seems to be quite insistent on this point.

On the other hand, that only applies to the gods I know about...

**ManDownUnder** · 23rd September 2009, 15:08

Originally Posted by Badjelly

From what I know of the subject, gods are generally not shy about declaring themselves to be gods. For example, Yahweh seems to be quite insistent on this point.

On the other hand, that only applies to the gods I know about...

I'm, talking about the ones that manifest in a form sitting atride a 2 wheeled 100hp+ demon...