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    If the conditions change, increase your speed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    If the conditions change, increase your speed

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    It's REDUCE your speed.
    For example, if it's pissing down with hail and shit, slow the fuck down.
    When it gets better and sunny, slow the fuck right down again.

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    I used to play in the rain as a kid .... it stunted my growth!!

    I blame the rain on my midgetism!
    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I used to play in the rain as a kid .... it stunted my growth!!

    I blame the rain on my midgetism!
    I blame the drugs...
    "Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"

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    Its a straight line from Palmy to Wellington, Crank that bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I used to play in the rain as a kid .... it stunted my growth!!

    I blame the rain on my midgetism!
    Could of been coffee? Coffee is proven to ruin your growth its a true fact, but so many teens drink coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I used to play in the rain as a kid .... it stunted my growth!!

    I blame the rain on my midgetism!
    I blame my grandfather - he was 4ft 11.5inches tall...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I blame the rain on my midgetism!
    Oh dear God - you got rain on your midgetism? There's pills that'll clear that nasty water rash ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    true fact,
    as opposed to all the untrue facts perhaps?
    . “No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home.” Kingsley Amis

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    The whole secret of the thing is, that the rain is not continuous. It comes down in discrete drops.

    So, if your counter steering is up to scratch , you should to be able to dodge the drops and wriggle your way between them, keeping completely dry.
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    Haha, is it always around post #10 when a thread starts taking a turn for the worst..???

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    Did ya panic and ride in the rain or did ya wait till it passed ? Beautifull daylight savings evening out there now, might break the bike out !!! then again i might not, i do have beer in the fridge thats longing to be drunk !
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    Quote Originally Posted by retro asian View Post
    Haha, is it always around post #10 when a thread starts taking a turn for the worst..???
    Because it takes me that long to type what I really think, and then I delete it all and type something that is less likely to get me killed and my body parts stashed under various patios.
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    Not on those shinko tyres. Sorry. Get a lift and leave your bike there.

    Don't do it.

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