Medical terms for motorcycles

[GSVR]

blood transfusion = oil change
plastic surgery = fairing repair work
respiratory failure = blocked airfilter
brain transplant = fitting power commander
drug induced high = NOS injection

OK I suck at this anyone got any better ideas?

[Coyote]

OK I suck at this anyone got any better ideas?

Put this in the Rave on forum

[GSVR]

How do you do that?

[bugjuice]

you can't, the mods change

new jonnys (rubber) = tyres
gogo juice/motion lotion = fuel

for a start

[Skyryder]

Transfusion= Bleeding brake lines

Mouth to mouth=Petrol syphoning from bike to bike


Skyryder

[Waylander]

Seeing how this is bike related I don't think it needs moved.

[gav]

OK, how about the "Pointless Drivel" forum?

[GSVR]

Seeing how this is bike related I don't think it needs moved.

Thanks


schizophrenic = Kawasaki H1
anabolic steroid taker = Hayabusa

[StoneChucker]

Circumferencial Abdominoplasty - Complete removal of unnecessary, saggy fairings.

Hemorrhoidectomy - Repacking of the exhaust baffles

Rhinoplasty - Plastic welding the front nose cone / fairing

[StoneChucker]

Arthroscopy - Replacing the fork oil

Cystoscopy - Taking a fuel sample / Checking for rust in fuel tank

Microdermabrasion - Sanding down, priming, repainting and clear coating the tank/fairings

Laparoscopic Cholecystectomy - Removal of faulty PC3 (Power Commander) using nothing but needle-nose pliers through a hole in the seat.

[MrMelon]

Negroplasty - Spraypainting a bike matt black

[GSVR]

Liposuction = removing excess weight

[Motu]

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[Skyryder]

Here's some more

Cancer=Rust.

Heart Transplant=New motor

Premature ejaculation=pre-ignition

Skyryder

[StoneChucker]

Osteotomy - Reshaping the ram-air ducts

Cataract Surgery - Replacing cloudy/faded head lights

Squint Repair - Headlight modification on certain bikes, allowing BOTH headlights to shine simultaneously (can they really do that yet? )