its not...Originally Posted by Banditbandit
KB's Chief Cats
its not...
Anarchic Wild Child
Oh ... I've known that joke for a long time - over the weekend I was reminded of it by a friend ... I was sure someone else would have posted it - just couldn't be bothered checking ...its not...
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
A mate and I got lost in the woods for five days.
We survived by eating mushrooms.
Which, incidentally, is how we got lost.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
one placenta
When a girl gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun.
BUT when a guy orders a 240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll
with a 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen
collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream
surround sound system………. he's called a pervert!
Genuine hp
Little Johnny Again
A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things.
The first little boy said, "Alligator."
"Very good James, that's a big word."
The second boy said, "Predator."
“ Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."
Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."
“ Well my sister has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"
"Sorry Officer, umm.... my yellow power band got stuck wide open"
Sir Cumference
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Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
KB's Chief Cats
fuck me. Youve got a thing about that eh.
Not in this thread, at least.
I would green you. But ive a sneaky suspicion that youre a cunt.
Forum whore
This kind of cunt ? ({*})
Has left the building
A 75 year old senior citizen bought a brand new Ducati Diavel and drove it out of the salesroom, with the salesman shaking his head at what he just let happen. Taking off down the motorway, he opened the throttle and was soon doing 120mph, he was revelling this new experience. ”Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the road, enjoying pushing the bike more and more. Looking in his mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he opened it up to 140mph, then 150 then 160. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the now distraught man, looked at his watch and said, ”Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman and replied, "Years ago my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
An African lady called Betty came into my restaurant and asked "Is there any chicken on the menu?"
I replied "No black Betty, it's ham or lamb."
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Meow
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him
pancakes. That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a
large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'
'Just take two,' Brenda replied. 'The rest are for your father.'
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Meow
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the
mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying,
'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'
What's the point in living if you don't feel alive?
Toying with ones mortality shouldn't be this much fun.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
There was a documentary on the telly about vegetarian cavemen.
Apparently they died out earlier than the cavemen who ate meat.
They didn't starve though.
They got clubbed to death by the meat-eaters for fucking constantly whining on about why they became vegetarians.
Can't blame them really.
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Dickens Cider
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Unless he's a Vegetarian
then you can get there through his fanny.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Hardcore Punk
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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