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    The Shits

    Tonight (my 3rd night of ownership of new old bike) a dude out at massey in a white skyline decided it would be a good idea to not stop at a stop sign and try take me out, nothing new, but considering I was headed the same way as the offender I thought I'd give him/her the shits.

    Following at a safe distance and obeying the rules of the road I applied judicious use of horn and high beam to let the driver know I was not impressed and that I would like them to pull over, funnily enough the degenerate didn't heed my requests and proceeded to floor it, breaking the speed limit in the process managed break a bunch of well documented traffic regulations and show the world that his/her driving skills were rubbish at best, only to be stopped by a red light.

    Noticing that I had parked my bike on the roadside and was walking to the car to have a friendly chat, the decision was made that red lights are no longer applicable to white nissan skylines and gapped it..

    Funny fellow..

    The odd occupant of the vehicle must not be doing very well at university because I think he failed to realize I know where he lives.. City court at massey university, next time I'm out there I think I will leave him a polite letter expressing my views seeing how we didn't get a chance to converse over the matter.

    I hope he doesn't lose any sleep over it..
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    id never pull over if someone was honking there horn and flashing there head lights at me after cutting them off

    MFSC lives on!

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    Strange, it's not a honda! Seriously, virtually every wankstain driver out there is driving a honda. Most people make a few mistakes now and then driving, a lot even pull out in front of someone but accept responsibility, but I mean the reallllll wankers that have the nerve to wave their fist at you after just about running up your ass while you do a u-turn because they fly over a hill doing 100 in a 50 zone or pull the finger because you were going a little slow while towing a trailer... WTF am I supposed to do? It's not a fucking hemi!..... Shit I want one of these hilux surf's with a bull bar...

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    I bet you gave him the shits.

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    Heres my grand solution.

    Why stick 7 small potatoes in a boyracers exhaust when he parked his skyline at massey university around 6pm when you can stick in one massive one.

    One I can help you out with is this - Get about 100 post-it cards (the small sticky ones) have different coloured post-its to represent letters and spell out "wanker" on the drivers side. Now not only does it shame and anger the driver he has to take off each individual post-it "yep thats 90 more fat boy".
    Oh how sweet revenge is

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    I had a dude see me going through the green at an intersection, look me in the eye and then run the red, cutting me off.....even though I had a green light. For a second the thought of gunning it ang going kamikaze style into the drivers side door, tropedoing through the window and decapitating him with my flying body, crossed my mind. Instead, I gently applied the brakes, had plenty of space between us and let him run the red.

    In the end, there was no positive outcome of getting all worked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Heres my grand solution.

    Why stick 7 small potatoes in a boyracers exhaust when he parked his skyline at massey university around 6pm when you can stick in one massive one.

    One I can help you out with is this - Get about 100 post-it cards (the small sticky ones) have different coloured post-its to represent letters and spell out "wanker" on the drivers side. Now not only does it shame and anger the driver he has to take off each individual post-it "yep thats 90 more fat boy".
    Oh how sweet revenge is
    Last thing I want to do is start a silly war with a bunch of stupid fuck students, I don't want my bike to get fucked up so I'm not going to fuck with his shit. I was serious about the letter, there's no need to threaten or imply violence, just that his actions may have consequences that he clearly hasn't considered and that someone could be seriously hurt.

    Quote Originally Posted by ital916 View Post
    I had a dude see me going through the green at an intersection, look me in the eye and then run the red, cutting me off.....even though I had a green light. For a second the thought of gunning it ang going kamikaze style into the drivers side door, tropedoing through the window and decapitating him with my flying body, crossed my mind. Instead, I gently applied the brakes, had plenty of space between us and let him run the red.

    In the end, there was no positive outcome of getting all worked up.
    You are right, at the time though the lack of thought on his behalf is appalling, not stopping at a stop sign is not a mistake, its just fuckin retarded.
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Someone had to....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    Last thing I want to do is start a silly war with a bunch of stupid fuck students, I don't want my bike to get fucked up so I'm not going to fuck with his shit. I was serious about the letter, there's no need to threaten or imply violence, just that his actions may have consequences that he clearly hasn't considered and that someone could be seriously hurt.
    Dude the thing is if this cheeky skyline zero for one cowboy finds you wont bite he will toy with you. More pulling out in front of you etc.
    Pm me if you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Dude the thing is if this cheeky skyline zero for one cowboy finds you wont bite he will toy with you. More pulling out in front of you etc.
    Pm me if you want.
    What for ?
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    What for ?
    Buissness as usual. Just give me the word, location boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dean View Post
    Buissness as usual. Just give me the word, location boss.
    I'm not sure what you're proposing here ?
    Quote Originally Posted by sil3nt View Post
    Fkn crack up. Most awkward interviewee ever i reckon haha.

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    Oh yea, on the subject at hand, do you know this cunt on a personal level?

    If not and it's just a once off just let it slide, unless this prick has been doing it before etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I'm not sure what you're proposing here ?
    Forget about it man If I tell you to pm me to get the low down on the proposition, then It defeats the purpose of telling you what im proposing over a public forum.
    Have a nice day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I'm not sure what you're proposing here ?

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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