Foiling the fuzz

[90s]

Why bother with this complex paintjob idea? I simply wire my battery to my steel frame, and using Unified Field Theory bend light around my bike rendering it invisible a la the Philadelphia experiment.

Well something must explain why cages can never see me.

[Maha]

Im confused, you pass cops going the same way as you going above the limit? that sounds like not a good idea, surely you can just see them and slow down. And if they are coming the opposite way, they turn round to chase, and you turn round to "evade" they will see the same side and color bike anyways

I would agree with ya there and knowing a Yamaha rider, they would probably park it the wrong way round when they stop anyway...

[Patrick]

ok. . .what if you speed past them going the opposite way & they turn around to chase you

& then you turn around & speed past them the other way, completely incognito.

Ummm... as in the same as before, as in you will look exactly the same....???? lol

But he then can decide to go after you instead, but this decision will take him longer to turn around. So next time you turn around & speed past him even faster but butt naked.

and then you quickly get drunk & . . . stay with me this is where it gets complicated. . .

Or bourbon.....