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    Val Idate ?
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    Val Paraiso ?
    OK I'll shut up now
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Oh val, I'll be on my vay then...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    AND IF YOU DIE WHILE RIDING, YOU SHALL REACH VAN HALEN!



    -Indy
    Really in the 80's, mate....
    “- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”

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    I console myself that his interest isn't in Barbra Streisand or Village People...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    I console myself that his interest isn't in Barbra Streisand or Village People...
    or Freddy Fender
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    I console myself that his interest isn't in Barbra Streisand or Village People...
    or Vanilla Ice
    Experience......something you get just after you needed it

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    Jefferson starship - We built this city on rock and roll

    -Indy
    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Mother Goose - Baked Beans.
    Trust the Aussie aye! Actually that's my retort when someone gives me shite about Aussies being responsible for 'Air Supply'. That or the Thomson Twins.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones
    Jefferson starship - We built this city on rock and roll

    -Indy
    Always knew you for a man of impeccable taste
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Quote Originally Posted by jazbug5
    Has anyone else seen this?

    Someone at work is thinking of buying one of these, and gave me the catalogue to look at. Entitled 'Passion On Tour", with some very pretty pictures (of, er... Norway..?), it's a hilarious read.

    My favourite spread is ps 5-6:

    " The power of Thor's hammer. The speed of Odin's stallion."

    Oh, my sides.
    Should'nt the correct attribution be "The speed of Onan's hand"?

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    Dave- have you been watching 'The League Of Gentlemen' again...?
    (Not the crappy movie, before anyone asks...)

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    The world is my oxter

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pixie
    Should'nt the correct attribution be "The speed of Onan's hand"?


    blahblahblahblahblah
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