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    Export 33 ad joke?

    Does anyone actually get this joke???

    For those who aren’t sure what I am taking about, the ad on tv for the new 33% brewed longer export has a scene where there is a guy looking at this picture on a notice board and the 33% ‘better man’ walks past and gets the joke straight away.

    The picture is a banana jumping on a trampoline with a fireman standing there fire hose at the ready and facing the banana.

    I cant get it, I even paused it (love mysky) and sat there trying to figure it out.

    Tried googling it and only came to a forum where people have asked the same thing but no one seems to know what it is about.

    Anyone?????
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    What the fuck have you been snorting?

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    "Your application for membership in the 33%BetterMan Club is rejected"
    "NEXT!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by scorry View Post
    Anyone?????

    You are obviously not a 33% better man and should stay away for DB Export

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    Fuck Export 33. It's disgusting shit, I can taste all that dextrose in it.

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    Yep. If you don't get it your no better than Ashwan (or whatever his name was).

    The joke is on you my friend.
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    I've wondered the exact same thing.

    I decided there was nothing to get.

    It's just an abstract picture they used as illustration.

    After all, if it was an actual (and easy to get) joke, the point being made would be lost.


    That's my story.
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    I got it 1st time! but im not sharing with you mere mortals
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    It's not a joke. Even I can see that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scorry View Post
    Anyone?????
    Keep looking at it Aarghkhram!

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    Are you serious? How could you not get it?

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    Cool

    Such a stupid add! No need to drink Export 33 to get that one!

    I give you a hint: The banana is pregnant!

    May the bridges I burn light the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquiztador View Post
    I give you a hint: The banana is pregnant!
    Spoil sport, coulda dragged this one out a lot further

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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Spoil sport, coulda dragged this one out a lot further
    Haaaa... but I am not telling ya who is the dad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conquiztador View Post
    Haaaa... but I am not telling ya who is the dad...
    Whatever the banana told you, she's a lying slut.
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