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  1. 12th October 2009, 14:01 #1
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    Caption Competition! (Police oriented)

    OK, time for a competition. Standard rules apply. Bling for 1st, second and 3rd places.

    It comes from this herald story...

    Entries finish on Friday afternoon.
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    "wait... this isnt a donut shop?? screw it just tat one on my tongue "
    is <3 supposed to be a heart or an ass hat?
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    Tat2

    1...'Westie Cop Wanted To Be First Too Bust That Fantasy Island Little Guy's Arse'

    2...'DangerousBastards knew career got off to a 'flakey shakey' start and the area was soon coned off'.
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    'Police Comms got a call about a break and entering.......after the fact'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    "I was actually wanting to do a U-turn. But I got unsettled when there were no bikers in the way."
    the bikes were parked in front of the shop
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    I'm sure that my sergeant said (and I quote) "If I thought I was a big, tough cop, I needed to ink again"...maybe he said 'Think' ??
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