HEY YOUR FINALLY OUTOriginally Posted by Crazy Steve
HEY YOUR FINALLY OUTOriginally Posted by Crazy Steve
If I get a helmet with speakers hooked up to an MP3 player, God willing one day I will, And have "Danger zone" on..........I might get into trouble
-Indy
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Hey another Hamilton rider. Need to orginize a social meet so we can all meet or ride.Originally Posted by Crazy Steve
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Yeah im out...Fcking long time for nothing!!
and some people complain about a $1300 fine......seeshhhh.Originally Posted by Firefight
soooo, how fast?
The really good thing about this strategy is that the courts will get really pissed off with all the time wasters and come down on them ultra heavy when they are inevitably found guilty.Originally Posted by Pixie
eww i got a 300 for doing 83 in a 50, so know how that feels! not sure about over taking the plain cop car though lol!
ya you mite get the urge to go riding down the landing strip at auckland airport as a jet takes off over the top of you... once youve done that... than you know your in troubleOriginally Posted by Indiana_Jones
It's been said already. Why do you think he wants to join the Airforce?Originally Posted by 250learna
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
have you seen top gun?Originally Posted by alucard_draken
Actually Spud, I prefer to defend any tickets I get rather than attempt a ruuner. It has been my experience that most judges like the idea of a defended hearing (especially if there is a bit of humour) rather than the boring mundane cases they usually have to sit through.Originally Posted by spudchucka
I have had a slightly better than 50% success rate at getting off through this method.
Time to ride
It's not inevitable lately. At least not in front of Judges. JP's still believe cops when they say day is night.Originally Posted by spudchucka
Since we're on the subject of big tickets for dumb deeds...
Back in my learner days, 104km/h (and decelerating, apparently) on Quay st got me $830 of fine and instant licence confiscation...and ofcourse, 50 demerit points...
It was the part oppsite the Mobil by the way, not a moving car, pedestrian or parked car in sight...except for the cop car 280m away in the darkness that clocked me...bugger.
Can anyone top that?
... getting busted for something silly like 120k on the open road, when EVERYONE did it. The arsehole cop thought it was a big laugh, and said you bikers probably only get busted about 1 time in 10, so this is for the times you were speeding & didn't get caught. I laughed, and said I didn't give a shit about the fine for 120, as just before he busted me I had been doing just over 200kph. Be warned - don't try this at home. This dumb shit was in the '80's when I had lots of money & no brains. Now I have sod all money & even less brains.
Happy & safe riding.
jeez was that you, crazy mo fo, it was in the paper aye, i remember reading about it, i live just up from KV road, gotta agree, it is a nice flat, wide road, but 180 along there hell no!!! how long ago was that? shit losing track??Originally Posted by saiko
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