Originally Posted by The Stranger
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If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
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I don't think my backyard is 1 acreSo cute!!!
Poooork it's the meat of kings, it comes from pigs try it with onion rings!
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1.
(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian”
(Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?”
“Yes”
“Bacon?”
“Yes Dad”
“Ham?”
“Dad all those meats come from the same animal”
“Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”
2.“Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.”
3.“When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.”
4.“Is it Bacon Day?”
5.“Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge.”
6.“Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon
Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!”
7.Homer: I’ll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o’clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn’t!
8.“[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now…[normal] Ooh, bacon!”
9.“Mmm … bacon”
10.“Mmm … unexplained bacon”
(Top 10 bacon related quotes from Homer J. Simpson)
Measure once, cut twice. Practice makes perfect.
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Where do you live? If you are actually keen to have a look at them send me a PM.
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On the pillion seat, secured with ratchet ties of course.
Forum whore
Throw a couple of ice-packs in a chillybin. That should be enough to keep the meat cool.
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
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