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    Quote Originally Posted by vgcspares View Post
    these have resulted in offs:

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    so dogs, badgers and beavers need to be treated with circumspection
    Not circumcision then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by vgcspares View Post
    these have resulted in offs:

    2 bees
    3 birds
    1 bull
    3 cats
    5 cows
    2 cyclists
    1 deer
    11 dogs
    1 goat
    1 kangaroo
    2 possum
    4 sheep
    3 turkeys

    so dogs, badgers and beavers need to be treated with circumspection
    That's an impressive list.

    You sure you're not doing something wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebadger View Post
    But then an hour later almost got taken out by some soccer mum in a Range Rover, yakking on her cellphone and thinking she's above giving way, indicating or even checking if she's about to run over some unsuspecting person in her way. She got the horn, and the bird. Should've shoved that cellphone up her rectum... But karma's a bitch, it'll get her in the end

    Moral of the story: self-important bitches from Mt Eden are trying to kill me, but at least I taste good
    Is it just me (or just palmy) but it seems like there are twice as many retards on the road lately? Every day here I come across someone that thinks a red light or give way rules don't apply to them.. usually some toff in a 4WD or mum with all the kids in the back

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    Quote Originally Posted by gazmascelle View Post
    Is it just me (or just palmy) but it seems like there are twice as many retards on the road lately? Every day here I come across someone that thinks a red light or give way rules don't apply to them.. usually some toff in a 4WD or mum with all the kids in the back
    4wd's and Vans for some reason. Side note my doberman loves to lick anything thats animal fibre or skin. I have to put away my leathers immediately or else he'll lick the daylights out of them. He's also in love with my merino T-Shirt that I like to wear when I ride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vgcspares View Post
    these have resulted in offs:

    2 bees
    3 birds
    1 bull
    3 cats
    5 cows
    2 cyclists
    1 deer
    11 dogs
    1 goat
    1 kangaroo
    2 possum
    4 sheep
    3 turkeys
    and a Partridge in a Pear tree

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    Quote Originally Posted by gazmascelle View Post
    Is it just me (or just palmy) but it seems like there are twice as many retards on the road lately? Every day here I come across someone that thinks a red light or give way rules don't apply to them.. usually some toff in a 4WD or mum with all the kids in the back
    I cant wait till november, then I can start tooting at the 'drive 35kmhr down Te Awe Awe st while talking on cellphone' crowd, personally havent notice an increase in tards lately, I have started keeping a close eye on anything with manawatu standard written on it though; scooter doing 35kmhr on footpath, cages performing 3 midemenours and one cut-off in less than 1km, and those bit of paper with the 'orrible articles in them are probly bad for you somehow. /rant over
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    Quote Originally Posted by vgcspares View Post
    these have resulted in offs:

    2 bees
    3 birds
    1 bull
    3 cats
    5 cows
    2 cyclists
    1 deer
    11 dogs
    1 goat
    1 kangaroo
    2 possum
    4 sheep
    3 turkeys

    so dogs, badgers and beavers need to be treated with circumspection
    Gee you sure do crash a lot , you had better pinch yourself to check your still alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thebadger View Post
    But then an hour later almost got taken out by some soccer mum in a Range Rover, yakking on her cellphone and thinking she's above giving way, indicating or even checking if she's about to run over some unsuspecting person in her way. She got the horn, and the bird. Should've shoved that cellphone up her rectum... But karma's a bitch, it'll get her in the end
    Well at least you kept the rubber side down and the shiny side up, Well . You will get used to idiots on the road trying to kill you , keep your wits about you and stay safe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    4wd's and Vans for some reason. Side note my doberman loves to lick anything thats animal fibre or skin. I have to put away my leathers immediately or else he'll lick the daylights out of them. He's also in love with my merino T-Shirt that I like to wear when I ride.
    ha...i too have a dobermann that loves to lick...it's in the genes!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genie View Post
    ha...i too have a dobermann that loves to lick...it's in the genes!!!!!
    Snap! How old is yours? I have an 8 month old male. Is yours in love with natural materials too. I swear when I get home from a ride my boy tries to have his wicked way with my gear.

    Heres a pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Snap! How old is yours? I have an 8 month old male. Is yours in love with natural materials too. I swear when I get home from a ride my boy tries to have his wicked way with my gear.

    Heres a pic
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    Quote Originally Posted by hayd3n View Post
    wow spooky eyes
    Nah just my stupid bloody flash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Snap! How old is yours? I have an 8 month old male. Is yours in love with natural materials too. I swear when I get home from a ride my boy tries to have his wicked way with my gear.

    Heres a pic
    My boy is almost 2, he's my second one, they all nuts. Mine has a fetish for fluffy toys, rips the nose off, then the eyes, then he just rips them to shreds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vgcspares View Post
    these have resulted in offs:

    2 bees
    3 birds
    1 bull
    3 cats
    5 cows
    2 cyclists
    1 deer
    11 dogs
    1 goat
    1 kangaroo
    2 possum
    4 sheep
    3 turkeys

    so dogs, badgers and beavers need to be treated with circumspection
    Perhaps you should stop shortcutting through Auckland zoo...
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