Techno waffle BS blurb from sales department

[Blackbird]

A bit like "mass centralisation" in marketing wank-speak being a euphemism for "mass addition in nearly one place".

Slick technical specifications do not make a bike a winner and Honda has copped a few disasters in this area before - the MVX 250, CX500 Turbo and NR750 to name but 3 (and 2 of the 3 aforementioned lemons are infinitely prettier than the VFR1200 too).

If Europe and Australasia rejects it as a dog, then there's only one place with questionable automotive taste where it might have an chance. Oh and I suppose the Philippines. It would be totally in character pulling a tuk-tuk or one of their gaudy buses.

[McWild]

guess they gotta earn their salaries?

not much point in getting some qualification if writing 'looks mean az, goes hard bey!' is going to cut it as a review

I would pay good amounts of money to see that published.