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  1. 30th January 2010, 11:01 #466
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    o-Arrr...thats because I am suffering from concussion. From all those great big rocks your thumper keeps chucking at my head when I am behind you. I get out'a balance and can't see straight.
    Plus I recon if the front is behind the rear it reverses the motor direction pumping fuel back into the tank. Crashing also helps as the bike uses less fuel on its side and stopped. Crashing in rivers gets even better mpg figures. Its true and proven, I will find a link to the scientific papers to back this up sometime.
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    this service on my bike is turning in to a very expensive experience......
    it better not brake down after i get all the worn out parts replaced...

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    Quote Originally Posted by junkmanjoe View Post
    this service on my bike is turning in to a very expensive experience......
    it better not brake down after i get all the worn out parts replaced...

    JMJ.
    Well that sprocket was so thin & pointy by day 4 on the trip, I'm not surprised the tips got knocked off bro! At least she got you home mate!
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    DR650's are cheap to service.............. :
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    DR650's are cheap to service.............. :
    you forgot to add the and the
    'Good things come to those who wait'
    Bollocks, get of your arse and go get it
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    but we are setting it up to do a bit more serious off road......so look out or ill run you over..............or cover you in mud....rocks, dirt what ever i can throw at you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by junkmanjoe View Post
    but we are setting it up to do a bit more serious off road......so look out or ill run you over..............or cover you in mud....rocks, dirt what ever i can throw at you...

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    well thats gona be easy cause the only wheels i can chase you on is my young fellas push bike, all though we've got a 49cc pullstart beasty under the house that might keep up
    'Good things come to those who wait'
    Bollocks, get of your arse and go get it
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    may be we should have a tiny bike ride one day...

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    Quote Originally Posted by junkmanjoe View Post
    may be we should have a tiny bike ride one day...

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    the 42nd/fishers by pit bike would be awesome.. we could carry the bikes over the water crossings
    'Good things come to those who wait'
    Bollocks, get of your arse and go get it
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    I've go 2 forza 70's so I could bring one as a spare.......

    (the joys of having twins - you need to buy 2 of everything)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    I've go 2 forza 70's so I could bring one as a spare.......

    (the joys of having twins - you need to buy 2 of everything)
    Quote Originally Posted by dino3310 View Post
    the 42nd/fishers by pit bike would be awesome.. we could carry the bikes over the water crossings

    Quote Originally Posted by junkmanjoe View Post
    may be we should have a tiny bike ride one day...

    JMJ
    This idea sounds like it's getting some steam up

    You gunna sell tickets ?
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    it be front row for you mate...

    Hmm this could turn in to something....got my thinking cap on now...

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    ADV pitbike styles, shit this could be some real carnage fun
    'Good things come to those who wait'
    Bollocks, get of your arse and go get it
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    At the risk of sounding grumpy - this is the 990/950 thread.
    Please take your midget fantasies elsewhere...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oscar View Post
    At the risk of sounding grumpy - this is the 990/950 thread.
    Please take your midget fantasies elsewhere...
    Bloody road bike riders, No sense of humor.......
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