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    How to piss off a cager

    I was turning right today at a stop sign when a car pulls up next to me in the left turning lane with his RHS indicator going. I thought he has the wrong indicator on but NO we both turn right at the same time and he pushes me over the middle line. I gave the excelorator a quick squirt and got in front of the prick before stopping at the next set of traffic lights. The lights turned green and I sat there making out there was something wrong with my carbs until the lights turned amber and I took off across the lights with the 1 finger salute leaving the prick sitting there waiting for the next set of green lights.
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    Damn. I was about to say how foolish of you and rant but then I remembered I did the same thing to an idiot taxi driver a couple of years ago. As you were.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RentaTriumph View Post
    I was turning right today at a stop sign when a car pulls up next to me in the left turning lane with his RHS indicator going. I thought he has the wrong indicator on but NO we both turn right at the same time and he pushes me over the middle line. I gave the excelorator a quick squirt and got in front of the prick before stopping at the next set of traffic lights. The lights turned green and I sat there making out there was something wrong with my carbs until the lights turned amber and I took off across the lights with the 1 finger salute leaving the prick sitting there waiting for the next set of green lights.
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    Gotta remember a cage has more metal to run you over at the next set of light when he catches up.
    I wouldn't be playing Russian Roulette.....


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    why not actually educate him on what he did wrong, and how he potentially put your life at risk?

    Some of these people are such munters they might not actually realise they have done something wrong....
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    Quote Originally Posted by been_there View Post
    Good on ya mate..... (said in a speights tone)
    you do realise speights is japanese owned

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    Damn. I was about to say how foolish of you and rant but then I remembered I did the same thing to an idiot taxi driver a couple of years ago. As you were.
    I should have mentioned to clarify that we were both turning right into a single laned road (the cage from a left turning lane). The next set of lights from the one I gave him the "Bird" from is 2km up the road so it was unlikely we would have been at the same light. The guy was a jerk and put me in quite a dangerous situation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by phaedrus01 View Post
    why not actually educate him on what he did wrong, and how he potentially put your life at risk? Some of these people are such munters they might not actually realise they have done something wrong.... OTY
    Uh, who cares.. you can't fix the world, but you can piss it off just a little and leave it to do the maths. LOL.

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    nice work

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    Nothing I hate more than a coward that has the balls to insult you as he runs away,,,,real brave fucker huh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RentaTriumph View Post
    I was turning right today at a stop sign when a car pulls up next to me in the left turning lane with his RHS indicator going. I thought he has the wrong indicator on but NO we both turn right at the same time and he pushes me over the middle line. I gave the excelorator a quick squirt and got in front of the prick before stopping at the next set of traffic lights. The lights turned green and I sat there making out there was something wrong with my carbs until the lights turned amber and I took off across the lights with the 1 finger salute leaving the prick sitting there waiting for the next set of green lights.
    Wow, Great effort. Less than 2 weeks until we ride on Parliment (Re:ACC) and you decide that rather than education, hey lets just piss off another cager and get them against us.
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    OK dipshit I wave the guy over (as if he would stop) and tell him what he did wrong and he says oh very sorry. Yeah right, what planet are you on.
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    It's not gonna be a fucking election or popularity contest now is it?
    If somebody in a toyota pisses you off does that mean you hate all toyota drivers?
    Bit simplistic.........

    I thought it was funny leaving the cager waiting for a red light......
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    Quote Originally Posted by RentaTriumph View Post
    until the lights turned amber and I took off across the lights with the 1 finger salute leaving the prick sitting there waiting for the next set of green lights.
    surprised he didn't just go through the amber/red light anyway, as half of them do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnC View Post
    Nothing I hate more than a coward that has the balls to insult you as he runs away,,,,real brave fucker huh.
    Well thats the idea innit.. to wind them up a bit and fuck them off, and then blow them into the weeds.

    Quote Originally Posted by RentaTriumph View Post
    OK dipshit I wave the guy over (as if he would stop) and tell him what he did wrong and he says oh very sorry. Yeah right, what planet are you on.
    Haha, yeah. Give them rings bro.

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