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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while..

    Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro

    Oh well.. Saves the from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


    I go for my BHS on Saturday the 7th and apply for my L on monday

    So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

    (p.s. Moving up to palmy north soon so i can find a job)
    Tidy up your mess. It's your mums house so it's her rules. Once you own your own house you can make up the rules. Get your BHS and learners sorted first before riding.
    Oh and don't take your new toy for a "splat" as that might be painful.
    Take it for a BLAT instead - more fun and less painful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    I guess you had to be there......
    Have you not seen Withnail & I?

    'Tis one of the great anti chick flicks.

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    the line is even older than that; paul newman in cool hand luke
    [CENTER]Whatchu talkin bout Willis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Have you not seen Withnail & I?

    'Tis one of the great anti-chick flicks.
    I've never been anti-chick, only anti-moron. Sex, occupation, colour...makes no difference to me, but if there's a fuckwit to be pointed out I'll step up to the plate.

    To answer your question; no.

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    I'll see your cool hand (Best newman fillum ever) and raise you a Bard.


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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    I've never been anti-chick, only anti-moron. Sex, occupation, colour...makes no difference to me, but if there's a fuckwit to be pointed out I'll step up to the plate.

    To answer your question; no.
    As in; the opposite of a chick flick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    As in; the opposite of a chick flick.
    I see, like "pro bloke-o", the legal term for hanging with the guys for free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    I see, like "pro bloke-o", the legal term for hanging with the guys for free.
    Nut scratching.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Nut scratching.
    Didn't someone write a symphony about that?

    Oh no, hang on, that was the nut CRACKER! My bad.

    I can see how it all came about.
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    That was soooo lame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    With my purchasing a bike.. Mum is trying to be a bitch.. I now have to "tidy" my room so i can store the bike in the Garage.. Bull fucking shit! I also have to tidy up the garage to be able to store it in there! So.. Looks like i will be off the net for a short while..

    Also, Looks like i wont be able to take my toy for a splat when it arrives off the truck tomoro

    Oh well.. Saves the from looking at me.. No Licence (yet) and no L plate...


    I go for my BHS on Saturday the 7th and apply for my L on monday

    So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age, (and yes.. I pay board) and had this kinda trouble?

    (p.s. Moving up to palmy north soon so i can find a job)
    Is she a MILF?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Is she a MILF?
    Ah, we all wait with baited breath, probably sardines, to get the answer to THAT question.

    If you can pass the BHS course I'd say that the next step is a burnout on mums bed.

    With mum in it.

    (Get her to make lunch first though.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Is she a MILF?
    Unfortunately for you, No

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post

    So.. Who was still Living at home at 19 yrs of age
    "Not I" said the man in the yellow hat.

    At 19 (1976) I was; rooting myself silly, drinking waaay too much piss, smoking pot, popping pills, acid, whatever came to hand, shooting up (smack was the best, bloody dangerous though) tearing around on motorcycles (often with no lid), doing mad things in very fast (for the time) V8's, modifying engines all day and all night, (built my first race engine at 18) and getting to know that cops lie in court.

    Yes; you can do 100mph down Park Road, Miramar, Wellington at 1.00am.
    Yes; you could catch kingfish off the wharf back than.
    Yes; Ken McLeod (traffic cop) deserved getting knifed.
    No; it wasn't me.
    Yes; I had to move home when I ran out of money.

    It was the last time though.

    My advice to today's teenagers is; be careful with your money.

    I spent most of my money on booze, women and music.

    The rest I just wasted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    Unfortunately for you, No
    Well tell her to clean your room and make space in the garage for your bike and smile as she does it.
    You may also care to help her by suggesting she stick a broom stick up her arse so she can sweep up as she goes too.
    Let us know how that goes will ya.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    So your thinking of moving out huh?....that will really teach the ole bat a lesson...

    19 and living at home all the these years paying board and keep ...paying your way in life so to speak....by now your Mum will be semi dependant on your weekly financial contribution to running the household....yeh, move out and stop paying board, that will teach her a good lesson

    You are paying fair board and keep aren't you?

    Clean your room, clean the garage advertise and run the garage sale for her and stop being so fucking selfish...shes your mum for fucks sake

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