
Originally Posted by
Trudes
. . . it's just the rules that someone has to be there in case I arse off and can't call my own ambulance

You could always call the Ambo in advance & then Go for Coma, get out & ride as many laps as you can increasingly faster until you do fall off.
If you fail to bite the tarmac & they arrive, just say "Oh it was a terrible accident, my Top fell off & everything" "but it turned out I was ok just winded. Sorry lads you were too slow getting here & missed it all".
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
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