Bully Tactics by Scooter boys.

[Big Dave]

Whilst it's not as bold as the trash's suggestion, my advice is to deprive them of the opportunity to get their rocks off - like frosty, just get out of there, take the next turn and go round the block or find another route and don't let the little shits impact your life.
yin yang and what goes around etc - they'll get theirs, one of these days a 6'5" WWF size 'rocker' like me will return the favour.

[Timber020]

They werent trying to be intimidating, your on a fxr, they were trying to merge you into their herd as one of them as your not that far off being a scooter really. They probably recognised that you were vulnerable by yourself in the savanah of roadways patrolled by rhino utes, hippo trucks and gator cars. Being unable to move as quick or fight like cheetah and lion bikes the other merecats were just trying to offer you the saftey of numbers.

[Sniper]

I can think of a variety of horrible naughty things to to them and their bikes

[ManDownUnder]

Was bullied twice by the same group of scooter boys recently.

Came across them and kept my distance, watched with fingers on front brakes as they tried to kick each other off their scooters, riding standing up, etc, and weaving about causing cage drivers to take evasive action and emergency brakes. They appear to be 15yrs young.

When they spotted me in their mirrors, they thought it would be fun to ride three wide, tailgate and attempt road blocking moves, etc.

So should I cross paths with them a third time should I:
a) Out run them since their top end is about 65km/h but run the risk of speed camera fines.
b) Stop and wait.
c) your idea's please.

I'm not interested in anything illegal like kicking their butts. I want Mr to be on my side.

I got some of their Rego numbers, so would feeding that to the do anything?

Wind 'em up - piss them off, then lend your bike to Mr Plod and tell him/her to ride through them to see wht you mean.

Could be a lot of fun.

'course you could take a bunch of regos, get their home details and post them some letters letting them know you want them to calm down, and you know where they live... and leave it at that

MDU

[White trash]

one of these days a 6'5" WWF size 'rocker' like me will return the favour.

Ummmm...WWF?

Don't want to be the one to tell ya thi, big guy, but you're actually a shadow of your former self.

Not saying I'd wanna fuck wit' ya all the same.

[Big Dave]

Ummmm...WWF?

Don't want to be the one to tell ya thi, big guy, but you're actually a shadow of your former self.

Not saying I'd wanna fuck wit' ya all the same.

Thank you - but I'm livin' on the rowing machine since you've seen me, and even have a reverse dunk thing going. Strongest i've ever been, (I did the 'watch this! i can lift a Bonneville off the ground trick with hylands last week, easiest it's ever come up) - and yeah I might be 50kgs lighter, but I'd still put the Mad Max kit on, cruise up on the Thunderbird and scare the shit out of 'em.

our mate on the 150 doesn't have the same luxury.

[Wolf]

our mate on the 150 doesn't have the same luxury.

I was going to suggest he borrow a decent size and make of bike - something with good "bad boy" cred (preferably British and black in colour) - throw on a set of leathers, roll up to them and do some serious Rocker action on their Mod arses. Dirty their anoraks at least.

Seriously: borrow the big bike, put on the leathers, roll up to them in a really public place with lots of by-standers, point at the scootabois and laugh your arse off. Rev the mean-as engine a few times so they can savour the note of something that doesn't sound like an enraged gnat trapped in a Milo tin and then calmly ride away from the lights at a sensible legal "I don't have anything to prove, you can see I've got a REAL bike" pace.

If you know there's a cop parked up the road you could do the time-honoured blip the engine at them at the lights, size 'em up, do all the "wanna play, big boy?" stuff, ensure you've got them hooked into a race situation, then - when the lights change - ride sedately away while they rocket off the lights, speed up the road and get snapped by the cop. If they try to claim you egged them on, deny everything.

[White trash]

- something with good "bad boy" cred (preferably British and black in colour) -

I though I'd heard iit all but THIS takes the cake.

He wants to indmidate them mate, not have them piss themselves as bits fall off his bike!

[Wolf]

He wants to indmidate them mate, not have them piss themselves as bits fall off his bike!

I'd've suggested something Amerkin but they wouldn't be able to hear the meaty engine over the loud guzzling sound coming from the carbs...

[Big Dave]

I though I'd heard iit all but THIS takes the cake.

He wants to indmidate them mate, not have them piss themselves as bits fall off his bike!

Says a bloke on a jap 600?

[White trash]

Says a bloke on a jap 600?

Ummmmmm....what bloke?

I've progressed to a big boys bike now mate.

Bits still fall off it though, most commonly me.

[Big Dave]

Ummmmmm....what bloke?

I've progressed to a big boys bike now mate.

Bits still fall off it though, most commonly me.

That bloke on the BRM cover avatar I'm lookin' at.

[White trash]

Oh fuck yeah. That dude'd be double 'ard against a buch of scooter toting kids.

where dey at?

[Wolf]

Bits still fall off it though, most commonly me.

Hmmm, that's the bit that's not supposed to fall off.

Flyingpony, if you know where they park their bikes, I've heard a small bottle of acetone in the petrol tank will make them think their Pissolas are Daytonas - until the acetone breaks down their engine oil and the resultant overheating welds their pistons to their bores...

P.S. Wear gloves and don't get caught on video...

[Keeper]

if you are in a cage its simple, hit the gas and about 20m away hit the handbrake and try get as many at once as possible

+10 per scooter totaled
+50 per under 18 totaled

remember backing over the ones you missed will not count towards your score