Bully Tactics by Scooter boys.

**White trash** · 21st April 2005, 15:58

Originally Posted by alucard_draken

If memory serves you were skinnier than me longshanks.

You're still pretty shinny son. And you're tall, which makes you look like a friggin bean pole.

**Waylander** · 21st April 2005, 16:01

Originally Posted by White trash

You're still pretty shinny son. And you're tall, which makes you look like a friggin bean pole.

Aye I am tall but not skinny. Should have seen me when I was ten. Could count the vertibre on my back. But lots of wieght training and high protien diet worked thier wonders. I happen to be praportionate. (sp) Beside you don't need to be huge to intimidate a bunch of kids on scooters, just cooler than them.

**SPORK** · 21st April 2005, 16:21

Holy crap, this is halarious.

Just splash out $80 and buy yourself an airsoft pistol. Then whip it out when they come near you.

Or just tell them to eat a bag of hate and jump into a ocean

**Sniper** · 21st April 2005, 16:23

Originally Posted by Cryhavoc

Or just tell them to eat a bag of hate and jump into a ocean

Never heard that before, you get bling for that

**Coyote** · 21st April 2005, 16:39

Originally Posted by Sniper_CBR

Never heard that before, you get bling for that

Bloody hell, I hear that all the bloody time, and he has more bloody quotes like that from like bloody JeffK and Maddox, bloody bloody

**Coldkiwi** · 21st April 2005, 16:47

hmm, this may not work on an FXR, but one option on bigger big would be to carve them up at the lights, set the rear wheel in motion, gassing them and covering them in rubber

**SPORK** · 21st April 2005, 16:50

Originally Posted by Coldkiwi

hmm, this may not work on an FXR, but one option on bigger big would be to carve them up at the lights, set the rear wheel in motion, gassing them and covering them in rubber

...Or you could fart, and throw condoms at them, having the same effect

**Wolf** · 21st April 2005, 16:53

Originally Posted by alucard_draken

Beside you don't need to be huge to intimidate a bunch of kids on scooters, just cooler than them.

Mate of mine when he was younger - 6'3" or so but of bean-pole physique - was being followed up the road by a bunch of guys who looked like they were out for aggro. He crossed the road and crossed back to confirm they were following then straightens up, flexes his shoulders, puts a bit of spring in his step and starts whistling I Can Feel it Coming in The Air Tonight - looks back: empty street...

He reckoned they'd've wiped him out - superior numbers - so the only thing he could do was make them think he had no fear on that score and was capable of (and actually looking forward to) wiping them all out.

**Coldkiwi** · 21st April 2005, 17:00

Originally Posted by Cryhavoc

...Or you could fart, and throw condoms at them, having the same effect

hehe, yeah, i reckon they'd leave ya alone if you started showering them in condoms! make sure they're a bit wet first for the best effect!

**Fart** · 21st April 2005, 17:13

Follow the scooter boys until they park their bikes. Proceed to their parked bikes and piss on their scooters. Then leave a note with the address of a gay club or gay website.

**Timber020** · 21st April 2005, 19:28

Look, your bait them on your FXR and I will run through them with boots flailing on my streetfighter. Deal?

**Keeper** · 21st April 2005, 19:49

Originally Posted by ktulu

Also these posts will be counted as credit against any demerit points you have

Wmuhahaha thats funny

**Jamezo** · 21st April 2005, 19:52

follow them around with a large flag on a broom taped to your back:

Rainbow Pride Youth Rally

they should split if they get the idea.... if not, beat a hasty retreat and never mention it again.