Personaly Ive always been partial to waiting till they park their bikes and fill the exhaust with selly's space invader, or the beverly hills cop styles banana in it.
L-Plate Rider
Personaly Ive always been partial to waiting till they park their bikes and fill the exhaust with selly's space invader, or the beverly hills cop styles banana in it.
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Met a young guy at the Remarkables rally in Queenstown once.
He had ridden down from Auckland or somwhere near on a Vespa!
He told me about about passing out in his tent once at another rally on another Vespa and when he woke up someone had hacksawed his scooter in half.
Forum whore
ROFL!
Far out... that would have take a while. Blowtorch would be good too
It's OK...I've got a spare!
They are mostly aluminium but newer ones would be even easier I would think with all the plastic.Originally Posted by tristank
ROFL!
Far out... that would have take a while. Blowtorch would be good too
Hardcore Biker
He told me about about passing out in his tent once at another rally on another Vespa and when he woke up someone had hacksawed his scooter in half.
ohh i wish i could see his face when he got out of the tent! How do you react to that?!?!?
About thouse 3 scooter boys, have you ever seen that gorilla foam stuff that they (builders/ engeneers) use for glueing and filling in gaps if you put a few squirts of that in the exhause and give it bout 30 min to rise... that scooter will never bother you again
Best Frenemy you could have!
that gorilla foam even causes shit for the guns themselves...
I know you don't want to harm them, but I have a nice image in my head I would like to share.
Remember those old westerns and the way they slung their rifles under the saddle?? Very cool looking. This would probably be best on a cruiser, but you have the same set up but with a baseball bat instead.
Come up behind, with baseball bat in hand swinging, and pass one. As you pass him, wallop him over the head. Hard. He will probably fall off, and at this point you slow down and let the others past (if they are still continuing). Accelerate and repeat again. They will get the message pretty quickly.
NOTE: Due to a PC public, this manoeuvre would frighten them. Best used in conjunction with a swinging license plate and perhaps as few witnesses as possible...
Hardcore Biker
Easiest thing to do is to just remove yourself from the situation, just take the next left, go round the block, by the time you get back to where you started - they'll be long gone.
I had to use the happy pedal in my cage the other day to get away from a crazy(like P-powered aranui trailer white trash style) mongrel in a 1.8 commodore, and I gotta say, speeding in a residential area just scares the crap out of me...
Fair weather rider
Personally in my car... Over take them... park my car across the road and play a lil baseball with their helmets
WHatta toppe nice thorugly bluddy good in all ways bluddy great CHEE-oyce fella ...
GOod onya mate ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge ...
Old Man
I'd be very careful here as those scooter boys may be just 2 from a highly organised gang of scooter boys. You mess with one scooter boy you mess with all of them. Maybee some people here are to young to remember Quadrophenia.
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Ah yes - wait until they are parked and mess up the angles of all of their mirrors. They'll take so long to realign them you'll be able to make clean get away.
Wave a pen at them and threaten to mark their anoraks.
It's a long weekend coming up - challenge them to a rumble at the beach.....
peace and love
Theres a difference between jap 50cc scooters (yes i know i have one atm) and vespa/lambretta ' mod scooters', (which im buying soon) plz dont associate us in the same group
It's OK...I've got a spare!
Just so I know for the wind-up to come......are you offended about being associated with the jap scooters or the mods?Theres a difference between jap 50cc scooters (yes i know i have one atm) and vespa/lambretta ' mod scooters', (which im buying soon) plz dont associate us in the same group
Anti static spray
wtf, why? ditch the scooter and get a proper bike, you'll still get laughed at by people on the street for riding a piago or a 'genuine' vespa at least with my sr250 i command there respect (well at least until they realise it's not a harley)Theres a difference between jap 50cc scooters (yes i know i have one atm) and vespa/lambretta ' mod scooters', (which im buying soon) plz dont associate us in the same group
Anti-SH1
The clouds man!... I'd love to b in the middle of that group, I love the smell of 2smokers
But seriously, just piss off or vent anger at them, beat them etc.
I know if anyone tried that with me they wouldnt be able to get home on two wheels
Crikey!
Damn those scooter boys stole my plan.
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