Just incase you do throw up
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Just incase you do throw up
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Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
During my intermediate school camp, we went out fishing near Kaikoura. One of my friend undo-ate his lunch over board and guess what, school of fish gathered around.
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Eat shitloads....
greasy multicolured foods as much as you can possibly eat..
and then some more....
Hang over the railing...,
and hang on till you arrive at fishing grounds....
Your staff will enjoy the improved fishing only berly can provide....
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
I was on a rough ferry crossing as a kid and an old Koro started telling us kids an old Maori legend about how they used to stop rough seas by giving gifts to the taniwha. Without word of a lie just as he was finishing the story a bloke ran to the rail not far from us and proceeded to yack loudly overboard. As he did this the old Koro said "and to this day we still give our gifts to the Taniwha".
I laughed so hard I almost busted something.
Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson
The burp is just the tell-tale indicator you watch for.
The burp usually happens when you are feeling fine, and means "in 20 seconds you going to feel real bad - do something about it now." So you take a swig of fizzy. Don't ask me how it works. It's not an easy tell-tale to notice, as you burp all the time ish.
The fizzy will make you have a good belch for sure, and somehow this seems to stop the rapid onset of symptoms. This is used as the final attempt to prevent the inevitable. 50-70% of the time it works for me, the rest of it is all in yer head.
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Never heard of sugar cubes. Must try that.
I had a couple of my daughters mates onboard, and one got really green, so I was like "You drive!" She complained (she was 13 y/o) but I pushed her into the drivers seat and nailed the throttle (jet boat!) and she was right as rain in ten minutes!
Also I have to say, if the sea conditions are crap, just dont go mate. You KNOW its going to be a real bitch, and when you get back you KNOW you are going to feel like dying. Dont do it - its not worth it.
Charters are not the place for a crook guts. You are much much better off in you mates' little 16 footer a few miles off shore on a dead flat sea. If there IS any problem, you can eff off home no worries. After a few trips you might come right.
Steve
"I am a licenced motorcycle instructor, I agree with dangerousbastard, no point in repeating what he said."
"read what Steve says. He's right."
"What Steve said pretty much summed it up."
"I did axactly as you said and it worked...!!"
"Wow, Great advise there DB."
WTB: Hyosung bikes or going or not.
Ginger cubes, as in raw ginger root.(the sugered ones I guess would work too)
Yeah it's amazing what doing something does for sea-sickness.
When in roughers the ratings and trades that did fuck all became obvious to all of us too busy to get sick.
That's why the ETs (electronics techs) are known as greenies.
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
You will need 1 bucket for when you supply the fresh burley
Ginger beer works great so do gingernuts,look out towards the horizon don't look at the ocean that will play with your mind and then your be filling the bucket again
stay off the flying bridge if it has one as the pitching and rolling are far greater up there than if your on the deck
Go out and enjoy it if you think that you will be sick your certainly will be
plenty of fresh air and you have to eat and drink...your find the stomach will settle when its full and much better if your going to be sick rather than on a empty stomach,thats when you can tear the lining if you have nothing to hurl
Been sailing since (literally) I was born.
Eat a big brekkie and keep a full stomach. Real simple foods on the boat. eg peanut butter sandwiches.
Always stand. If you sit or lie down you are at the mercy of the rocking boat.
If you stand and keep a weather eye on the horizon you'll be fairing much better.
Hold onto the boat above your head, eg the cabin top. Dont know why but it helps.
And a cool breeze helps
I once last year forgot to have breakie and went out sailing with Tam from mt eden mcycles. Weather cut up rough and I got real sick sitting down. Couldn't do anything. Had to tell Tam what to do to anchor the boat and row me ashore. Laid out for a good hour before eating then was right as rain.
Good luck hope the fishing is worth the trouble
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