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    Quote Originally Posted by marigami View Post
    Well done indeed!
    I am sure this is because Bren actually loves Harley lol
    In fact I love the looks (without tassles), and i love the sound....What gets me is the harley riders seem to come across as if they are better than anyone else...(I know I am pigeonholing there).

    There are some good guys out there on harleys, as well as arseholes

    Heck there are arseholes on sportsbikes too....

    I'm an asshole
    I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane,
    While people behind me are going insane.
    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)

    I use public toilets and piss on the seat,
    I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)

    Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces,
    While handicapped people make handicapped faces.
    I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
    I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole)


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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Ducati riders check list:

    1/ Credit card
    2/ Condoms

    What else do I need?
    Is the credit card to pay for the whore so you can use the condom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Is the credit card to pay for the whore so you can use the condom?
    O'course. Have you seen me? I'm so butt ugly even riding a Ducati doesn't get me laid.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    yeah, when they're waving down the recovery vehicle
    Watch yourself young man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    That's cause you got one of them funny Duclatterys with belt drive cam thingys instead of a real one with bevel gears
    And the bevels give us a bad name for reliability (tongue firmly planted in cheek)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flip View Post
    You know I always wondered what the F was for in GSX750F, I guess we all know now.

    Me thinks you protest too much, you are not thinking about getting a Harley are you?
    Well i know for sure its got to be something far less gay sounding than the list of pisstake names Harley give to their range. I mean, how the fuck do you tell someone you ride a "Bad Boy" with a straight face?
    And a Duo Glide?? W.T F?? where do you stick that bad boy?
    I notice an alarming overuse of the words Glide, Boy, Rod & Hugger in the Harley lineup, Coincedince?http://www.bikez.com/brand/harley-da...otorcycles.php Sounds more like a dildo catalogue than a bike one, complete with semi naked gay boy pictures interspersed throughout. My favourite would have to be the "Fat Boy Injection" closley followed by the "Night Rod"

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Ducati riders check list:

    1/ Credit card
    2/ Condoms

    What else do I need?
    3/ The big stick to beat back the Women who mob us when we stop.
    Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. -Samuel Johnson


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    Look at me - Im a Badass Mutha.....

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    I ride the wallowy,horrible furkn things lots. but I dont have to own it and I get paid to ride it.
    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    Quote Originally Posted by sidecar bob View Post
    Well i know for sure its got to be something far less gay sounding than the list of pisstake names Harley give to their range. I mean, how the fuck do you tell someone you ride a "Bad Boy" with a straight face?
    And a Duo Glide?? W.T F?? where do you stick that bad boy?
    I notice an alarming overuse of the words Glide, Boy, Rod & Hugger in the Harley lineup, Coincedince?http://www.bikez.com/brand/harley-da...otorcycles.php Sounds more like a dildo catalogue than a bike one, complete with semi naked gay boy pictures interspersed throughout. My favourite would have to be the "Fat Boy Injection"
    My cage is a Isuzu Bighorn....... I pulled the stickers off!

    Edit: I mean - I removed the stickers....
    Retired- just some guy with a few bikes......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bren View Post
    Do they ever?
    Yes they do.

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    But most importantly....:

    make sure that you don't give a flying fuck about what anybody says or might think.....

    Only those that haven't got enough of a life of their own tend to worry about what other people do....
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    add a pack of deisel brand burbon and cola, and LOVE tatoo on the knuckles
    my 250 doesn't satisfy me anymore, shes just not doing it

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    Ha you been watching southpark Bren ?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2qWtP3Rlds

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Ducati riders check list:

    1/ Credit card
    2/ Condoms

    What else do I need?
    A use for the condoms - oh wait that's what the credit card is for.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    "Harley Pre-ride Checklist

    Harley rider pre-ride check off list:

    1. Comb baseball player goatee and mustache
    2. Spend 6- hours polishing gaudy chrome pieces. Be sure people can read the “Live to ride—ride to live” statement on gas tank lid.
    3. Assure suspension can handle at least 560 pounds of rider
    4. Pack cell phone and have tow service numbers programmed.
    5. Look in mirror and perfect the “I’m a bad ass motherf*****” harley riding scowl.
    6. Affix tassels from daughters bicycle to handle bars for added gay appearance.
    7. Test flashers for when bike breaks down (99% probability)
    8. Put on your wrist brace to help carpal tunnel from all of the unnecessary revving
    9. Leather pants
    10. Gloves
    11. Wrap around sunglasses
    12. Skull cap (German soldier type for the real badasses). Remember to think about the SAFETY aspect/argument of loud pipes as putting that potato chip on head. The real tough guys here will wear a bandana over their face (some with a skull) to look really scary----ooooh!
    13. CAT work boots (new)
    14. Leather vest with some “chapter” like: North chapter of pig f****** obese attention whore douche bags with fat ugly loud mouth wives.
    15. HD t-shirt (of course). Because everyone needs to know what shop you paid $40 for a $5 hanes shirt at.
    16. Remove baffles from pipes so EVERYONE can hear you going 18mph in 2nd gear at redline. Note: Most HD break down before hitting 2nd gear.
    17. Starbucks gift card: This is usually your hangout--------------how tough.
    18. Call friends with similar ridiculous motorcycle (WW2 outdated technology garbage) and pathetic store bought image (gay pirate from the Castro) attire. Have them ATTEMPT to meet you at the starbucks without breaking down or crashing due to being distracted from looking at themselves in their chrome.
    19. Five packs of Marlboro reds to smoke while riding to look extra cool
    20. Slam a 6 pack of Zima prior to ride.
    21. Saddle bags attached to pick up and store broken parts that fall off bike as you ride/push (if you can call it riding without laughing) that hunk of **** down the road.
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