What to tell your A&E / Doctor

**Owl** · 10th November 2009, 06:19

Originally Posted by 2wheeldrifter

Hmmm wearing leathers is abit excessive for a mountian bike

Not if you're a ATEGATT (All the excessive gear all the time) kind of mountain biker

**2wheeldrifter** · 10th November 2009, 08:12

Originally Posted by Pedrostt500

So you have been wearing your Lederhosen Ya.

Think the girls love those outfits...

**Marmoot** · 10th November 2009, 12:03

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

just say i was walking down the road and a car hit me

Stupid. That'll get us another levy in car registration, which most of us would still have to pay.

Say "I was walking down the road and a member of parliament hit me on his way to work". Let THEM get levied!

**2wheeldrifter** · 10th November 2009, 12:30

Originally Posted by Sidewinder

just say i was walking down the road and a car hit me

Yeah stupid...

**Felix52** · 10th November 2009, 12:58

Originally Posted by Marmoot

Stupid. That'll get us another levy in car registration, which most of us would still have to pay.

Say "I was walking down the road and a member of parliament hit me on his way to work". Let THEM get levied!

Except that ACC is turning into a 'victim pays' system....only way for MPs to get levied is if they get run over on the way to work....

**Maha** · 11th November 2009, 15:45

Working in Building today and was speaking to the manager. He asked me how my knee was (I had a wee op on saturday) then went on to say that he is recovering from a burn to his leg. I asked him ''how did that happen''? (I have heard a similar story before) and he said ''motorbike exhaust''....Fuck, did it get written up as a motorcycle accident?...''yes it did''...
I guess it was motorcycle accident, but possibly wouldnt have happened had he been wearing non shorts? Just add it to the stats please.

**Pedrostt500** · 11th November 2009, 16:23

Originally Posted by Maha

Working in Building today and was speaking to the manager. He asked me how my knee was (I had a wee op on saturday) then went on to say that he is recovering from a burn to his leg. I asked him ''how did that happen''? (I have heard a similar story before) and he said ''motorbike exhaust''....Fuck, did it get written up as a motorcycle accident?...''yes it did''...
I guess it was motorcycle accident, but possibly wouldnt have happened had he been wearing non shorts? Just add it to the stats please.

Bloody lawn mower Exaust.