What to tell your A&E / Doctor

[Bald Eagle]

just say i was walking down the road and a car hit me

Or a Go Wellington bus ... oops sorry bad taste

[StoneY]

Yo Pedro bro your a 'self proclaimed hardcore biker' according to the Dom Post!!!

Wooohooo knew I chose the right guy to guard the bikes!!!!

[bogan]

Except that ACC is turning into a 'victim pays' system....only way for MPs to get levied is if they get run over on the way to work....

hmmm, that can be arranged! (just joking if any silly newpaper reporters read this!).

I like use of the term 'victim pays' its accurate with regard to this levy, and its obviously the wrong way to do things