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    Thumbs down Snapped - Bugger!

    A woman called The ROCK today thinking her hubby may have been cheating so the DJ's called him (Clayton his name is!!!) and offered to send roses to the love of his life...he sent them to CHLOE....which was not his wife of 7 years ................ and a big FAIL!!!!!

    Wot a dickhead..........

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    yeah heard it yesterday.
    Felt really bad for her. Hope someone hooks her up with some awesome stuff to cheer her up

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    Massive FAIL.
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    Is there a link to hear it?

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    Oh that's a bit sad, and on the radio too. Hope she glues his cock to his thigh while he's sleeping and cuts the crotch out of all his trousers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Hope she glues his cock to his thigh while he's sleeping

    LOL...........I gunna remember that one in case I ever need it!!!!!........that's a classic.........

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    Poor woman....whats her phone number, ill take her out for a ride on my Ducati, Missus StoneY will not mind as long as I wear my chastity leathers

    Just ride.

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    Bummer. I'd love to hear it.

    Maybe it'll be on the news tonight.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Oh that's a bit sad, and on the radio too. Hope she glues his cock to his thigh while he's sleeping and cuts the crotch out of all his trousers.
    No, she packed her bags and left (the guys on The Rock felt bad for panicking and hanging up on her, so they rang her back to find out if she was OK). She said she felt unhappy, but glad that she found out the truth about her husband. He'd been acting a bit odd: out most weekends "with his mates", getting lots of texts and being secretive about them, etc. That's why she got The Rock to check him out, but she never thought (nor did they!) that he was actually being unfaithful.

    She was listening on the phone when they called him, and when he said, "Send them to Chloe", she went "WTF?!? Who the **** is Chloe, you ***** ****!!"
    He went, "WHat?!? Oh *****!!" and hung up.
    She carried on swearing for a bit (and sounded VERY upset) then the Rock guys cut it off.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    The beauty of it is, that probably most of the guys mates now know he's a cheating cock-head too.
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    I'd go for the revenge first, then leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StoneY View Post
    Poor woman....whats her phone number, ill take her out for a ride on my Ducati
    Poor woman has enough problems doesn't she.
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    The beauty of it is, that probably most of the guys mates now know he's a cheating cock-head too.
    I hope they didn't know before The Rock outed him.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    yeah heard it yesterday.
    Felt really bad for her. Hope someone hooks her up with some awesome stuff to cheer her up
    A ride on a honda would do it
    Quote Originally Posted by Trudes View Post
    Oh that's a bit sad, and on the radio too. Hope she glues his cock to his thigh while he's sleeping and cuts the crotch out of all his trousers.
    nasty

    Quote Originally Posted by StoneY View Post
    Poor woman....whats her phone number, ill take her out for a ride on my Ducati,
    As above A HONDA

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    interesting...i think she's a remarkable women, she knew he was being a dog and she trusted her instincts, just sad in the public arena. I wonder, what are the "signs" of a cheating spouse????.

    I once had a cheating husabnd and he always said i was being stupid with my paranoid thoughts, lol, in fact, i should have listened to my intuition sooner, i was so very "right".

    and, what would you do if you knew your mate was cheating on their spouse?

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