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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    She's that bad or is it a he.
    I'd hit it.


    With a Mack truck - then run.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I've always had a thing for women older than me. So far ladies in their late 20's - early 30's that have aged well have been my pick, but in saying that Monica Bellucci is looking damn fine and she's 40+!
    So to paraphrase, it's ok to be a white motherfucker



    Hone will be happy to hear this.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    So to paraphrase, it's ok to be a white motherfucker



    Hone will be happy to hear this.
    Guess it depends on the Mother that you are doing at the time eh................

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    I'd hit it.


    With a Mack truck - then run.
    Run you would have to....... 'cause the truck 'll be fucked.

    Skyryder
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    Right, here's the answer to tidy this thread up:

    A chick who is hot at 17 will still be attractive at 30 and onwards (if she looks after herself).
    A chick who is crazy at 17 will still probably be crazy at 30 (and onwards).
    If you are 17 then you're probably not going to go for a 30-year-old and vice versa.

    My Mrs is 10 years younger than me, but combatablility is what has kept us together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BikerDazz View Post
    My Mrs is 10 years younger than me, but combatablility is what has kept us together.
    Do you mean you fight all the time and the "lets make up" sex is awesome?

    Or did you mean to type compatibility?

    If you meant the first one then cool post - if you just mis-spelt compatibility then........
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Interesting threadWith the advent of dishwashers,auto washing machines,microwaves etc what actual purpose best shut up.Will add that Logans Run was possibly 1/2 right.
    Obscure reference there. It will be remade soon I am sure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Do you mean you fight all the time and the "lets make up" sex is awesome?

    Or did you mean to type compatibility?

    If you meant the first one then cool post - if you just mis-spelt compatibility then........
    Yes, combatability is a very clever and most awesome word that I made up ... by accident.

    There's something wrong with my keyboard - the letters keep moving!
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    A womans "prime" can be measured scientifically!

    All women are beautiful, that is a is a constant!

    How beautiful is a variant and becomes subject to time!

    Time can be measured in alcohol. I.E. pints of beer.

    Example: "That beautiful woman is a ten"!

    That's how you scientifically define a woman's "prime" number! Well that's what I was told as a teenager!

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post

    Time can be measured in alcohol. I.E. pints of beer.
    Hahha. yes girls do look alot sexier after a box of woodies. next morning "who are you? where'd the babe go?"
    Thats whats up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Na I'll leave this one for you.

    She's that bad or is it a he.

    Skyryder
    she looks like your avatar!
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    All women are beautiful, that is a is a constant!

    How beautiful is a variant and becomes subject to time!

    Time can be measured in alcohol. I.E. pints of beer.

    Example: "That beautiful woman is a ten"!

    That's how you scientifically define a woman's "prime" number! Well that's what I was told as a teenager!
    I've never b een good at maths, so I measure a different way.

    I knew an old guy who once told me if you wake up in the morning and want to get out of bed.............she's a dog.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    she looks like your avatar!
    After a sex change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BikerDazz View Post
    Right, here's the answer to tidy this thread up:

    A chick who is hot at 17 will still be attractive at 30 and onwards (if she looks after herself).
    A chick who is crazy at 17 will still probably be crazy at 30 (and onwards).
    If you are 17 then you're probably not going to go for a 30-year-old and vice versa.

    My Mrs is 10 years younger than me, but combatablility is what has kept us together.

    I'm not listening to you cause you have a GAY bike

    Define crazy?! I'm crazy. Always have been always will be. doesnt mean its a bad thing though does it? no, it doesnt.
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
    Cold Kiwi

    Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    I'm not listening to you cause you have a GAY bike

    Define crazy?! I'm crazy. Always have been always will be. doesnt mean its a bad thing though does it? no, it doesnt.
    That's okay, I wasn't talking to the crazy people:
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