Does anyone had a reasonable 'Bad ACC theme' banner? (about 6' across)

I have been chasing a mate - who as it happens owns the carpark right outside the ACC entrance (Albany).

Im getting permission to have the banner up on poles (he still needs to get his car in / out) and left right outside the ACC entrance.

Cannot be missed by anyone going in or out.

So - if anyone can help - please let me know. I promise to send pics if we can make this happen.