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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    It's not a fucking toy.
    Settle Grettel. The lady is justifiably proud of her new toy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by allycatz View Post
    .....L'orange roughy.....tres cool bike, hope you have many fun riding hours
    I don't think people will get that unless they've heard it before with the accent eh
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
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    Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    Yes it is.. If the exhaust is wide enough....

    Or long enough in some peoples cases

    You could wait all your life for this moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Thats nasty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    Settle Grettel.
    Get fucked Hansel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    It's not a fucking toy.
    Yeah! its not a toy!


    watch out you might have some fuckwit dorklander do a u-turn infront of you.....but it wont matter cause its just a toy....
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
    Cold Kiwi

    Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    You could wait all your life for this moment.

    that from your gay porn stash?
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
    Cold Kiwi

    Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Get fucked Hansel.
    So does it take 3 or 4 drinks for you to become a complete asshole now?

    If you don't like what the pretty lady is saying in her thread then just don't come in.

    Seriously.....



    Right now. Back on topic.

    Nice Bike.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post

    that from your gay porn stash?
    If I had known the camera was there I would have done my hair.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mully
    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    So does it take 3 or 4 drinks for you to become a complete asshole now?

    If you don't like what the pretty lady is saying in her thread then just don't come in.
    You can blow smoke up her arse all you like.

    I'm more concerned with the long term outcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    You can blow smoke up her arse all you like.
    Would cocaine be a better option?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin View Post
    So does it take 3 or 4 drinks for you to become a complete asshole now?

    If you don't like what the pretty lady is saying in her thread then just don't come in.

    Seriously.....



    Right now. Back on topic.

    Nice Bike.

    oh yeah. is that the oppinion of males on here huh? then why the fuck did the fuckwits on this site have a go at me, trying to give me advice if it was MY thread and they were supposed to fuck off if they didnt like what they read?
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
    Cold Kiwi

    Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    You can blow smoke up her arse all you like.

    I'm more concerned with the long term outcome.
    Don't worry she'll be pregnant and married before you know it - then the bike will become obsolete.
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    where opinion holds more weight than fact.

    It's better to not pass and know that you could have than to pass and find out that you can't. Wait for the straight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by short-circuit View Post
    Would cocaine be a better option?
    You might be on to something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    Yeah! its not a toy!


    watch out you might have some fuckwit dorklander do a u-turn infront of you.....but it wont matter cause its just a toy....
    Just because you run straight into another vehicle doesnt mean I will do the same. And yes, I would be upset if my bike got wrecked, but at the end of the day, its replaceable, whereas I'm not, and I'd rather I was ok. Its called insurance, maybe you should get it for your new bike if you havent already. Its not a good idea to rely on the other persons insurance, the next vehicle that hits you might not be covered. And seeing as you live in Auckland now, you may want to stop referring to them as dorklanders.

    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    You can blow smoke up her arse all you like.

    I'm more concerned with the long term outcome.
    The fact that I refer to my bike as a toy affects this how?

    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    Don't worry she'll be pregnant and married before you know it - then the bike will become obsolete.
    And you can fuck up. You know absolutely shit all about me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cr1MiNaL View Post
    sigh, people with big mouths on here are always the ones with little or no skill.
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