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    Stag do (or do not)

    Props to HDTBoy for completing the stag list on Saturday night - and for going the extra mile too, all with a broken leg. Mind you, it was a team effort.

    Scull a pint of beer
    Kiss a barmaid
    Get spanked by a man
    Dance dirty with 2 girls
    Do 3 shots of tequila
    Get his arse signed in lipstick
    Get a bra off a hot chick
    Busk outside a busy pub
    Simulate sex with a pole
    Shag a sheep

    Big ups to Two Smoker too for the entertainment, I must say, that was quite a face plant you had there and I do hope your arse heals ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    I see Gav's been eating his crusts lately - I don't remember him having a hairy chest!
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    As the now common saying goes: "Pictures or it didn't happen"
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    I see Gav's been eating his crusts lately - I don't remember him having a hairy chest!
    Funny, he said he remembered yours.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    As the now common saying goes: "Pictures or it didn't happen"
    What goes on tour stays on tour

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    As the now common saying goes: "Pictures or it didn't happen"
    Yeah yah missed out yah grumpy ol' coont!! if you got off you puter once in a while you might get laid and wouldnt be such a party pooper
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    Yeah yah missed out yah grumpy ol' coont!! if you got off you puter once in a while you might get laid and wouldnt be such a party pooper
    Have we been introduced? Or are you just losing the plot?
    When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    As the now common saying goes: "Pictures or it didn't happen"
    Well we got pics of a lot of it. But some's a little too graphic.

    Ok, he had a broken leg so we let him off with a lap dances in the wheel chair
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans View Post
    Have we been introduced? Or are you just losing the plot?
    i dont think so
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
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    Hey Gav! you gonna join the crips with TIMMAY?
    Quote Originally Posted by 325rocket View Post
    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
    Quote Originally Posted by gatch View Post
    I don't need pills to make me blow massive loads
    Cold Kiwi

    Everyone loves duck sauce, is the amazing or is this amazing?!

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    Man... What a hairy ass! Bet his Mrs is happy with an ass that hairy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeful Biker View Post
    Man... What a hairy ass! Bet his Mrs is happy with an ass that hairy
    Well he must have something going for him.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Geez Gav, last time I saw an arse that Hairy it was swinging on a tyre at the Auckland Zoo.

    Good to see ya lost the Face Bush to, sheds light on the ole' saying....
    Why cultivate on your face what grows wild around your arse!..

    All the best on the upcoming Nuptuals....whos is he?

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    Is it only me wondering about the 'shag a sheep' box being ticked...?
    Where's that fucking spanner...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Well he must have something going for him.
    He's yummy despite the bum

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